Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson

Ozy and Millie

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  1. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, over 1 year ago

    or she could be brilliant. Stay in the rain all day, catch a could, stay home from school, AND get free soup.

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    What pants?

  3. ujean

    ujean said, over 1 year ago

    They’re hypothetical pants. Which could lead to them becoming hypothermial pants.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ‘As God is my witness, I’ll never be snowless again!’

  5. Neo Stryder

    Neo Stryder said, over 1 year ago

    Just kiss her and take her home, Ozy.

  6. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 1 year ago

    I wouldn’t do that, Millie…or the next time it snows, Ozy might make the perfect snowball, just for you and hide it in the freezer till summertime. Then, when you’re least expecting it, he’ll go get it.

    And find out his dad threw it out; then he’ll come back outside and spit on you.,

    ( Old Bill Cosby fan am I )

  7. Lektio

    Lektio said, over 1 year ago

    @Neo Stryder

    Sorry, but they’re still in elementary school.

  8. Veteran

    Veteran GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Lektio

    So what is wrong in kissing her cheek and walking her home out of the rain.
    What were you thinking?

  9. Veteran

    Veteran GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I would if I were Millie make a switch.
    Snowballs to Mud balls.
    Same effects, same fun, rain will wash it all off.
    When the world gives you lemons………………ahhhh………Just complain like everyone else.
    hahaha!

  10. Darwinskeeper

    Darwinskeeper said, over 1 year ago

    Millicent? Have you noticed that Ozzy doesn’t wear pants?

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    Slush balls and slush mud balls into a messy fight. Millie will concentrate on Ozy’s lower regions since he is sans pants.

  12. Veteran

    Veteran GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    They won’t admit but don’t they all.

  13. Veteran

    Veteran GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @kaykeyser

    AND Cod Liver Oil. Cure-all from the OLD days.
    Yummy. Makes the free soup a little “fishy” till the taste clears your mouth.

  14. Tandembuzz

    Tandembuzz said, over 1 year ago

    @ Simpsonfan2 and Darwinskeeper:

    That’s why she’s “talking nonsense”!

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