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   win said, 4 months ago

   That’s why RJ gets paid the big chucks.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   ‘Never saw a turtle hit with a block of wood before.’
   ‘Why don’t you take a picture.’
   “Wish I had.’
   (This wasn’t in the Over the Hedge Video game … too bad .. .that would have been fun!)
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   Josh Lyons said, 4 months ago

   @Bruno Zeigerts

   I have yet to collect that one.
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   masterskrain said, 4 months ago

   I guess Chuck has logged on…
   and Verne has logged out!
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   HMunster said, 4 months ago

   I knew he wood do that…
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   @masterskrain

   You know what sucks about your joke?
   I didn’t think of it!
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   TheTrustedMechanic said, 4 months ago

   @masterskrain

   Or, Verne logged in.
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   TheTrustedMechanic said, 4 months ago

   But to answer Verne’s question,
   About as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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   TheTrustedMechanic said, 4 months ago

   Is it just me or is that one UGLY woodchuck?
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    bubbareb said, 4 months ago

    RJ understands of course, this means war!
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    baldhedjer said, 4 months ago

    “Hey, you woodchucks! Quit chuckin’ my wood!” I loved that commercial
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    Stephen Gilberg said, 4 months ago

    One wood? That’s not a standard unit.
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    hippogriff said, 4 months ago

    Or as someone in Pogo said, “How much ground round would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground round?”
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    Jessica_D said, 4 months ago

    @TheTrustedMechanic
    Thanks! The use of the present tense (can) instead of the normally used conditional tense (could – rhymes with wood) was really bugging me.
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    ailurophile17 said, 4 months ago

    The woodchuck used to be a branch manager but went out on a limb and ended barking up the wrong tree.
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