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   unnormal said, about 8 hours ago

   Gotta be one of the ugliest sounds I’ve ever seen come out of a bagpipe.
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   tuna1 said, about 8 hours ago

   Haven’t even done one concert yet and already they have a moose groupie.
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   edclectic said, about 8 hours ago

   Can’t wait to see Hammy’s tightie-whiteys.
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   firedome said, about 7 hours ago

   tight white pants? who do they think they are…abba?
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 7 hours ago

   Friday night and the tights are low.

   Lookin’ out for a place with dough.

   Where they play bags of agony, songs like Spam.

   You come in to look for Hamm.

   Hammy does his squirrel high-jinks.

   Day is young and the music stinks.

   With a bit of junk music, everything is “fine.”

   Help! The doofs are starting to dance.

   And when you get the chance…

   ---

   You are the dancing Squirrel. Dumb and sweet. Only 75.

   Dancing Squirrel, forget the beat, toss the tambourine.

   Oh, no!

   You can’t dance. You can’t dive. Playing in-sane songs all night.

   See that Squirrel, he’s wearing jeans, he’s the dancing Squirrel.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, about 7 hours ago

   Actually, Shoe used a strip where the Perfessor played bagpipes … and attracted a moose!
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   the burser said, about 2 hours ago

   @Nabuquduriuzhur

   your jokes are bad! and you should fell bad!

   (V) ;,,; (V)
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   Brian Fink said, about 1 hour ago

   Im waiting for Opus to show up with his tuba.
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   masterskrain said, about 1 hour ago

   @unnormal

   That’s kinda like saying you have seen the ugliest Edsel, or Pontiac Aztek ever built!
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    david_42 said, 33 minutes ago

    Might have worked. Elk calls are little squeaky things.
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