Overboard by Chip Dunham for October 24, 1999
Transcript:
and so i guess i convinced the jury, because twenty minutes into deliberations, they came out with a not guilty plea for my client. wow. i was paddle-balling today and i bopped the ball one thousand, nine hundred and eight times without missing. i hated to 'top' the guy like that, but it was pretty obvious he was trying to horn in on our date here, you know? yeah, boy oh boy, god forbid something like that should ever happen charley..