Out of the Gene Pool Re-Runs by Matt Janz

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  1. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    May I suggest a cup of bleach in your next load? If they don’t like your detergent, let’s see how they like something that kills just about everything!

  2. pschearer

    pschearerGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    Chemical WMDs sound like a good idea, but it’s hard to fit a mattress in the washer. A good cheap steam cleaner might work though. DIE, BUGS, DIE!!

  3. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    When I used to sell vacuum cleaners, they gave us pictures of dust mites blown up to enormous proportions. I didn’t last long at it. The sales pitch boils down to scare tactics and guilt trips, making people feel like their homes are filthy.