One Big Happy by Rick Detorie

One Big Happy

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  1. catfeet

    catfeet GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    A contradiction of terms, Ruthie style.

  2. celecca

    celecca GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Ruthie is a living dictionary

  3. Kab Buch

    Kab Buch said, over 4 years ago

    Ruthie you know how to word your pharses to fit school work.

  4. bmonk

    bmonk said, over 4 years ago

    M: I came here for a good argument! O: AH, no you didn’t, you came here for an argument! M: An argument isn’t just contradiction. O: Well! it CAN be! M: No it can’t! M: An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. O: No it isn’t! M: Yes it is! ‘tisn’t just contradiction. O: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position! M: Yes but it isn’t just saying ‘no it isn’t’. O: Yes it is! M: No it isn’t! O: Yes it is! M: No it isn’t! O: Yes it is! M: No it ISN’T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says. O: It is NOT! M: It is! O: Not at all! M: It is! (O hits a bell on his desk and stops.) O: Thank you, that’s it. M: (stunned) What? O: That’s it. Good morning. M: But I was just getting interested! O: I’m sorry, the five minutes is up. M: That was never five minutes just now!! O: I’m afraid it was. M: (leading on) No it wasn’t….. O: I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to argue any more. M: WHAT?? O: If you want me to go on arguing, you’ll have to pay for another five minutes. M: But that was never five minutes just now! Oh Come on! Oh this is… . This is ridiculous! O: I told you … I told you, I’m not allowed to argue unless you PAY! M: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and puts a bill on the desk.) There you are. O: Thank you. M: (clears throat) Well… O: Well WHAT? M: That was never five minutes just now. O: I told you, I’m not allowed to argue unless you’ve paid! M: Well I just paid! O: No you didn’t! M: I DID!!! O: YOU didn’t! M: I DID!!! O: YOU didn’t! M: I DID!!! O: YOU didn’t! M: I DID!!! O: YOU didn’t! M: I don’t want to argue about it! O: Well I’m very sorry but you didn’t pay! M: Ah hah! Well if I didn’t pay, why are you arguing??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH! Gotcha! O: No you haven’t! M: Yes I have! If you’re arguing, I must have paid. O: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time. M: I’ve had enough of this! O: No you haven’t. M: Oh shut up!

  5. John Pike

    John Pike said, over 4 years ago

    Contradiction is a two way street.

  6. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    NO matter how many times Obama sides with the Republicans they will turn against him and contradict themselves. Like with Gingrich/Romney/Obama care.

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