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   blackman2732 said, 3 months ago

   That actually made sense……kinda.

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   Macushlalondra said, 3 months ago

   Aww too bad it doesn’t come back when you lose weight!

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   BC13 said, 3 months ago

   I wouldn’t mind losing all my hair. So all I have to do is overeat?

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   ninmas said, 3 months ago

   no, i think it pushes into your body and then regrows on your back, nose, and ears.

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   mfcoace said, 3 months ago

   no, no, when they used the navel crank to shorten their hair length, they turned the crank too far, once you do that it never comes out again…..it just wads up in your brain pan.

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   pibfan868 said, 3 months ago

   hilarious theory!

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   sk8trmom51 said, 3 months ago

   Another sterling example of Ruthiean Logic!

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   junebugmom said, 3 months ago

   mfcoace: I’m feeling so old now! In the 70’s, I actually had one of those dolls with the navel-crank to lengthen/shorten its hair.

   My 2-year-old is showing definite signs of becoming a Ruthie. I look forward to hearing her theories!

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   mrprongs said, 3 months ago

   The hair actually is pulled out your armpits, and legs, etc. As you grow up. Eventually, it snaps like a rubber band, and your hair recedes into you. That’s my theory.

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    johnparadox said, 3 months ago

    Older guys’ hair migrates to their ears and nose.

    Trust me on this