On A Claire Day by Carla Ventresca and Henry Beckett for December 17, 2013

I’m being swallowed by a boa constrictorI’m being swallowed by a boa constrictorI’m being swallowed by a boa constrictorAnd I don’t like it very much.Oh no (oh no) he swallowed my toe (he swallowed my toe).Oh me (oh me) he swallowed my knee (he swallowed my knee).Oh fiddle (oh fiddle) he’s up to my middle (he’s up to my middle).Oh heck (oh heck) he swallowed my neck (he swallowed my neck).Oh dread, he’s up to my (slurp gulp).

— by Shel Silverstein. I heard this from Johnny Cash.