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   simpsonfan2 said, 3 months ago

   True. Chocolate can evaporate, just like water.
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   BahramtheRed said, 3 months ago

   She must be dynamite in bed for him to stay around with her billion issues and weirdness.
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   Mike said, 3 months ago

   The term is “shrinkage” (basically lost inventory due to shoplifting, employee theft, missing shipments, spoilage, etc.) Overage would mean a SURPLUS of chocolate that’s fully accounted for but not needed.
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   lightenup said, 3 months ago

   Oh, just get another box for yourself, Claire.
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   Jon Hra said, 3 months ago

   @Mike

   Yup. No surplus there. Not in my house either. Lots of shrinkage though, mostly from midnight raids by house pixies.
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   comicsssfan said, 3 months ago

   Yep, those chocolates are addictive. Godiva used to be the best but now there are a bunch of artisan makers that are better, mostly because they’re fresh. Hopefully the romance of the holiday and the chocolates will carry over to other mature areas of their life. They shouldn’t just scarf down all the chocolates and then get a sugar high followed by a terrible headache. Then there isn’t any possibility of a decent physical response, because the blood vessels have constricted.
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   BahramtheRed said, 3 months ago

   @

   Possibly.

   Personnel experience I know it possible to be inexperienced and know bad sex when you feel it. Maybe I’m special for spotting that so long ago but I really don’t think those kind of girls improve or inspire that kind of contentment.

   And after reading this strip for a while I don’t think he’s the problem.
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   comicsssfan said, 3 months ago

   @BahramtheRed

   All men should know this. Unless Paul has low drives he could be eternally frustrated and go to the Ashley Madison site in the future.
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