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    awgiedawgie gc insider 13 days ago

    I knew vampires have no reflection in a mirror, but I wasn’t aware they couldn’t be photographed.

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    danketaz gc insider 13 days ago

    Go with the blank expression.

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    whiteheron  13 days ago

    I see what you mean.

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    PICTO  13 days ago

    Use your high school yearbook picture, no one will know it’s you.

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    Radish gc insider 13 days ago

    He doesn’t look anything like the picture.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  12 days ago

    Go more casual with the “ox blood” colored turtle neck.

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