Aug 3, 2015
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Cell phone:  Do you promise to love, honor and cherish each other until you decide it's time to upgrade?
Aug 5, 2015
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    Linux0s  over 2 years ago


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    Mikel V  over 2 years ago

    Which is, six months for Apple products…

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    mac04416  over 2 years ago

    This says a lot more than a ‘cell pone’ joke……

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    neverenoughgold  over 2 years ago

    Oh God no! Soon the creation of new “Baby Bells”…

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    Arianne  over 2 years ago

    She used an online florist.

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    Sir Uncle Rat69 gc insider over 2 years ago

    A sign of the times for sure. Some are so married to their mobile devices that they effectively withdraw from face to face contact. I love my smart phone. I do not let it become the electronic leash that some do.

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    The problem with the world: smart phones and dumb people.

    I don’t have a smartphone, and yet somehow I’m surviving.

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    Liverlips McCracken gc insider over 2 years ago

    Trophy wife!

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    mggreen gc insider over 2 years ago

    Let’s see, the preacher has arms and is reading from a book. Hmmm, something wrong with that . . .

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