Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. curmudgeon68

    curmudgeon68 said, about 3 years ago

    So is arsenic and a host of other poisons. Why mention it?

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 3 years ago

    Steve Martin did a skit…

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 3 years ago

    ‘Socrates himself was permanently pissed…’

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 3 years ago

    How about buckeye bread instead? Organic for that high aesculin content.

  5. awgiedawgie

    awgiedawgie GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, “I drank what?”

  6. olddog1

    olddog1 said, about 3 years ago

    And gluten free.

  7. Texas_Rose90

    Texas_Rose90 said, about 3 years ago

    Yes, but was it sustainably harvested is the important thing!

  8. gir63

    gir63 said, about 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed!

  9. pinkx

    pinkx said, about 3 years ago

    So’s gasoline

  10. flyintheweb

    flyintheweb said, about 3 years ago

    @curmudgeon68

    Nope. Arsenic is natural, but it is inorganic. Have some nice ricin instead

  11. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 3 years ago

    There was another philosopher called Der Horst, but he was overshadowed by another, more famous one.
    Everybody kept putting Descarte before Der Horst.

  12. olddog1

    olddog1 said, about 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Ouch!

  13. krisl73

    krisl73 said, almost 3 years ago

    @curmudgeon68

    Probably because it’s funny how stores advertise their “all natural” products. All natural isn’t always good for you.

  14. TIM666XXX

    TIM666XXX said, almost 3 years ago

    @olddog1

    Damn, you beat me to that!!

  15. TIM666XXX

    TIM666XXX said, almost 3 years ago

    You think nothing is right but natural plants
    Ah, young fool!
    Poison oak is a natural plant why don’t you put some in your food?
    Natural food makes you slow and stupid and it tastes like rabbit shit.
    I don’t care if there’s chemicals in it as long as my lettuce is crisp!
    Preservatives might be preserving you. I think that’s something you might have missed. Yeah, you missed it.

    - Grace Slick (Eat Starch Mom, from album Long John Silver)

    — She was probably really, really drunk when she wrote that one.

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