Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, about 3 years ago

    First saw this gag on Toonces episode “Urban Cowboy”

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 3 years ago

    Plastered pup. Pickled pointer. Curdled collie. Boiled bulldog. Fried french-poodle. Snockered schnauzer.

  3. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 3 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Libated Lab.

  4. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 3 years ago

    Hammered Havanese

  5. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 3 years ago

    Wine-stoned Weimaraner

  6. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 3 years ago

    In dog years I’d probably be dead.

  7. PICTO

    PICTO said, about 3 years ago

    Tomorrow he’s going to want some “hair of the dog”.

  8. Marv Walker

    Marv Walker said, about 3 years ago

    How long is a year in a dog’s life? A YEAR!!!!! Just like in anything else’s life!!!

  9. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, about 3 years ago

    @Marv Walker

    Yo, Marv!
    A grip
    go ahead and get 1

  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 3 years ago

    Hungover hound.

  11. Skyrider

    Skyrider said, about 3 years ago

    Drunk dachshund.

  12. sky4forums

    sky4forums said, about 3 years ago

    I figure if the dog can talk you should sell him anything he wants.

  13. bmonk

    bmonk said, about 3 years ago

    @sky4forums

    Not only that, he seems to have a driver’s license.

  14. PICTO

    PICTO said, about 3 years ago

    @bmonk

    He got his driver’s license before he was 2 1/2 years old.

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