Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Number Six

    Number Six said, about 3 years ago

    Pussy Galore?

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 3 years ago

    “For my 3rd wish I’d like world peace…
    No wait, mice… lots and lots of mice.”

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 3 years ago

    A Chicago man finds a magic lamp, the Genie grants him three wishes. He can’t decide. The genie suggests money, fame, women, the usual. The man says he is already rich, happily married. And because he really is a kind man, he wishes for a cure for cancer. The genie grants it. He wishes for an end to wars. the Genie grants it.

    “For my third wish, I want the Cubs to win the World Series.”
    “Look pal, I’m a genie, not a miracle worker!”

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 3 years ago

    A woman rubs a magic lamp and a genie comes out.
    “I will grant you three wishes.’ he says.
    “Okay,” she replies, ‘Give me the body of a twenty year old supermodel."
    “Granted.’ She becomes a beautiful supermodel.
    “Make me incredibly wealthy.’ she asks.
    “Granted.” She becomes a billionair.
    “For my last wish, turn my cat into a handsome prince.”
    “Granted.”
    Her cat turns into a handsome prince.
    As her former cat wraps his muscular arms about her, he whispers, "Now aren’t you sorry you had me fixed?’

  5. no1scouse

    no1scouse said, about 3 years ago

    Escheresque!

  6. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, about 3 years ago

    Imhotep snickers

  7. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, about 3 years ago

    what’s the tabby for 3 perfect wishes?

  8. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, about 3 years ago

    @no1scouse

    Gone awry!

  9. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Ah purrfect world . . . ☻

  10. Keith Churchill

    Keith Churchill said, about 3 years ago

    Let the fat cat roll!

  11. DAZZ

    DAZZ said, about 3 years ago

    @no1scouse

    I rather thought of that with the bird area (especially as the walls in this room are painted ala Escher (by me).

  12. DAZZ

    DAZZ said, about 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    LOLOL!

  13. krisl73

    krisl73 said, about 3 years ago

    That’s a happy cat!

  14. tegm

    tegm said, about 3 years ago

    hahaha, nice one.

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