Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Number Six

    Number Six said, about 1 year ago

    Anything by The Jam?

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 1 year ago

    Oh, please no!

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Oh boy, I can hardly wait…

  4. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Any songs by Traffic?
    .
    I’m not the only soul who’s accused of hit and run
    Tire tracks all across your back
    I can see you had your fun

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    ’I’m gonna be driving dirty’…

  6. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 1 year ago

    Why not? We already have horns that play Way Down South in Dixie.

  7. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 1 year ago

    How about: “Hey, You- Get Offa My Cloud.”

  8. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Some big rigs have “horns” that play train whistles.

    I live very near the freeway….
    I thought we still had some trains on the west side tracks for a couple of years after the last one ran.

  9. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    I’ve also heard some horns in low-rider cars play music…
    dunno whether tapes or downloads,

    At first I thought it was their sound systems….
    but a car beside me a few weeks ago at a red light already had a tape playing….
    and when he also beeped his horn it sounded a few loud notes of “Low Rider.”

  10. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, about 1 year ago

    I shudder to think of it!

  11. Marv Walker

    Marv Walker said, about 1 year ago

    I wanted to get one of them sound systems that vibrate the surrounding vehicle windows for blocks with a constant “Twumpt! Twumpt! Twumpt! Twumpt!” and suck all the air out of the vehicle, hence the open windows, then program it with the push button sounds of screeching tires and a LOUD crash, an approaching train and a tornado.

    But after I rented to buy the 24 inch rims for my Pacer I didn’t have the money.

  12. grahambhg

    grahambhg said, about 1 year ago

    “Hey, idiot! The light’s between green for the past hour! You gonna go sometime today? "

  13. blackman2732

    blackman2732 said, about 1 year ago

    I’ll just keep my regular beep sound and say it’s the radio version of a lot of rap songs

  14. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, about 1 year ago

    Frank Zappa?!??!?

  15. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    number nine number nine number nine
    ‘…and when you go naked…..’

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