Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Number Six

    Number Six said, 10 months ago

    Alternatively, she has Courgettade.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

    formade. Made from vita-mixed ants.

  3. J K

    J K said, 10 months ago

    It ought to be 25 cents to drink it or have a hired brute and that’ll be 50 cents if you don’t want drink it.

  4. curmudgeon68

    curmudgeon68 said, 10 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Ants taste like lemons.

  5. Marv Walker

    Marv Walker said, 10 months ago

    Rename it “Wrinkle Wiper,” repackage it, price it sky-high, hire “Wrinkle Wranglers” and retire to Disneyland at 8. Let me know when you roll it out.

  6. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    the young mrs calabash has her dreams squashed. looks like she just got gourd…

  7. dheine1971

    dheine1971 GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Zucciniade? VOMITROCIOUS!

  8. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    She must be out of her gourd!

  9. pinkx

    pinkx said, 10 months ago

    Try fermenting it first, then call it Z-Tornadoaid

  10. ColoradoRon

    ColoradoRon GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Some termites taste like peppermint, at least the ones in rain forests of Belize.

  11. An Unscented Flower

    An Unscented Flower GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Uh, not..

  12. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Those darned juicers are making the rounds of popularity again – NOT FOR ME! As long as I have any kind of teeth I want food I can CHEW!

  13. tegm

    tegm said, 7 months ago

    hahahaha… reminds me of Larson’s Asparagus Truck with the slogan “I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus”

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