Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Number Six

    Number Six said, about 3 years ago

    Alternatively, she has Courgettade.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 3 years ago

    formade. Made from vita-mixed ants.

  3. J K

    J K said, about 3 years ago

    It ought to be 25 cents to drink it or have a hired brute and that’ll be 50 cents if you don’t want drink it.

  4. curmudgeon68

    curmudgeon68 said, about 3 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Ants taste like lemons.

  5. Marv Walker

    Marv Walker said, about 3 years ago

    Rename it “Wrinkle Wiper,” repackage it, price it sky-high, hire “Wrinkle Wranglers” and retire to Disneyland at 8. Let me know when you roll it out.

  6. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, about 3 years ago

    the young mrs calabash has her dreams squashed. looks like she just got gourd…

  7. dheine1971

    dheine1971 said, about 3 years ago

    Zucciniade? VOMITROCIOUS!

  8. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    She must be out of her gourd!

  9. pinkx

    pinkx said, about 3 years ago

    Try fermenting it first, then call it Z-Tornadoaid

  10. Archie Bunker

    Archie Bunker GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Uh, not..

  11. DAZZ

    DAZZ said, about 3 years ago

    Those darned juicers are making the rounds of popularity again – NOT FOR ME! As long as I have any kind of teeth I want food I can CHEW!

  12. tegm

    tegm said, almost 3 years ago

    hahahaha… reminds me of Larson’s Asparagus Truck with the slogan “I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus”

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