Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 12 months ago

    He was living a fanta, see.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 12 months ago

    Mr. Pibb had it right, then…

  3. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Also for false advertising…there’s no pepper in it.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    His degree was honorary anyway.

  5. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    What does it taste like? I had never heard of this drink before Forrest Gump.

  6. olddog1

    olddog1 said, 12 months ago

    @Ottodesu

    Last I remember it had a kind of spicy sweet taste. Multiple under flavors.

  7. jreckard

    jreckard said, 12 months ago

    @Linux0s

    Good one.
    And if St. Nick charged for his services, it would be a Santa fee.

  8. grahambhg

    grahambhg said, 12 months ago

    Carbonated cough syrup.

  9. Kylie2112

    Kylie2112 said, 12 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Mr. Pibb is worse because he didn’t bother to get his degree. – Mitch Hedberg

  10. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @olddog1

    The US is divided between those who drink Dr Pepper and those who drink Coke. In my youth, down South, DP was often run through a coffee maker and served hot in the winter. Kills the carbonation, though.

  11. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @olddog1

    Thanks for that.
    Can you use it as a mixer, as in Scotch and Coke?

  12. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @orinoco womble

    My Mother used to give us warm lemonade as a kind of tonic when we were sick, especially when nauseous.

  13. dheine1971

    dheine1971 GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    There’s Mr. Clean, Mr. Muscle, Mr. Pibb, but no Mr. Pepper.

  14. PICTO

    PICTO said, 12 months ago

    @Ottodesu

    “Can you use it as a mixer, as in Scotch and Coke?”
    The only thing you mix with Scotch is saliva.

  15. Alpha Delta

    Alpha Delta said, 12 months ago

    I haven’t thought about that drink in 50 years. I think it was pretty good. We thought we looked like dad when we drank it.

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