Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    He was living a fanta, see.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    Mr. Pibb had it right, then…

  3. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Also for false advertising…there’s no pepper in it.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    His degree was honorary anyway.

  5. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    What does it taste like? I had never heard of this drink before Forrest Gump.

  6. olddog1

    olddog1 said, over 1 year ago

    @Ottodesu

    Last I remember it had a kind of spicy sweet taste. Multiple under flavors.

  7. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 1 year ago

    @Linux0s

    Good one.
    And if St. Nick charged for his services, it would be a Santa fee.

  8. grahambhg

    grahambhg said, over 1 year ago

    Carbonated cough syrup.

  9. Kylie2112

    Kylie2112 said, over 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Mr. Pibb is worse because he didn’t bother to get his degree. – Mitch Hedberg

  10. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @olddog1

    The US is divided between those who drink Dr Pepper and those who drink Coke. In my youth, down South, DP was often run through a coffee maker and served hot in the winter. Kills the carbonation, though.

  11. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @olddog1

    Thanks for that.
    Can you use it as a mixer, as in Scotch and Coke?

  12. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @orinoco womble

    My Mother used to give us warm lemonade as a kind of tonic when we were sick, especially when nauseous.

  13. dheine1971

    dheine1971 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    There’s Mr. Clean, Mr. Muscle, Mr. Pibb, but no Mr. Pepper.

  14. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 1 year ago

    @Ottodesu

    “Can you use it as a mixer, as in Scotch and Coke?”
    The only thing you mix with Scotch is saliva.

  15. Alpha Delta

    Alpha Delta said, over 1 year ago

    I haven’t thought about that drink in 50 years. I think it was pretty good. We thought we looked like dad when we drank it.

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