Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 2 months ago

    …doing the rumba.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem said, 2 months ago

    SNERK!!!

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 2 months ago

    Broccoli …
    (Someone kept posting this for some bizarre reason .. thought I’d give it a try.)
    Carry on, Mr. Broccoli…

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 2 months ago

    re: Broccoli

    Is that like E Coli?

  5. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, 2 months ago

    roomba subsequently reported to have choked on a fly. if only elephant had been swiffer.

  6. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, 2 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

  7. Radish

    Radish said, 2 months ago

    @nazzofoggenmach

    Fish on a bike.

  8. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 2 months ago

    Nazz…. groan….
    (and I mean that in the nicest way.)

  9. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 2 months ago

    Actually these guys may be ignoring the elephant IN the Roomba,
    but by their expressions,
    they’re really not ignoring the parts sticking out.

  10. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 2 months ago

    A friend of mine has one of those…she says it’s afraid of the dark. She turned the light off in the room it was cleaning and it skittered off to a lighted room, making a noise like a frightened kitten.

  11. Arianne

    Arianne said, 2 months ago

    Sitting idly by while an innocent elephant is tortured?
    That’s positively Babaric!

  12. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 2 months ago

    ♪♫
    I’m still doing the roomba, baby
    I can’t seem to quit.
    If my momma catches us doing roomba,
    Momma will just pitch a fit.
    ……..♪♫

  13. pekenpug

    pekenpug said, 2 months ago

    Wow, that’s suction!

  14. goblyn

    goblyn said, 2 months ago

    It didn’t fit in the trunk…

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 2 months ago

    That is some roomba.

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