Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 2 months ago

    You gotta pull my chain, big boy.

  2. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 2 months ago

    This shows you the kind of doors that hang in bars…


    She doesn’t know he’s a little unhinged….
    and I’ve also heard he swings both ways…


    And he hopes she’ll soon be too drunk to screen guys like that….


    Cos all the guys know that when the bar closes, she has an open door policy.

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 2 months ago

    Careful, she’s a revolving door.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 2 months ago

    The two of them could form a rock group…

  5. Radish

    Radish said, 2 months ago

    If he gets lucky she might slam the door in his face.

  6. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 2 months ago

    Incompatible and that’s open and shut.

  7. PICTO

    PICTO said, 2 months ago

    What a knob. Learn to handle women correctly and you may just get to see her open portal.

  8. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 2 months ago

    The perfume she is wearing made her smell like a
    French door.

  9. SkyFisher

    SkyFisher said, 2 months ago

    Many “PULL” doors
    reduce the speed
    of those “PUSH
    before they read
    -—-Nipsy Russel

  10. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, 2 months ago

    @Notsoastute

    yuks

  11. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, 2 months ago

    she puts out, she pulls in

  12. lightenup

    lightenup said, 2 months ago

    And if you’re lucky, I won’t hit you on your way out.

  13. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog said, 2 months ago

    Like she’s that adoorable…

  14. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, 2 months ago

    Why would he need her if he knew how to pull?

  15. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, 2 months ago

    Ba-dum-bum.

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