Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    You gotta pull my chain, big boy.

  2. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    This shows you the kind of doors that hang in bars…


    She doesn’t know he’s a little unhinged….
    and I’ve also heard he swings both ways…


    And he hopes she’ll soon be too drunk to screen guys like that….


    Cos all the guys know that when the bar closes, she has an open door policy.

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    Careful, she’s a revolving door.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    The two of them could form a rock group…

  5. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, over 3 years ago

    Incompatible and that’s open and shut.

  6. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 3 years ago

    What a knob. Learn to handle women correctly and you may just get to see her open portal.

  7. SkyFisher

    SkyFisher said, over 3 years ago

    Many “PULL” doors
    reduce the speed
    of those “PUSH
    before they read
    -—-Nipsy Russel

  8. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 3 years ago

    yuks

  9. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 3 years ago

    she puts out, she pulls in

  10. lightenup

    lightenup said, over 3 years ago

    And if you’re lucky, I won’t hit you on your way out.

  11. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Like she’s that adoorable…

  12. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, over 3 years ago

    Why would he need her if he knew how to pull?

  13. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, over 3 years ago

    Ba-dum-bum.

  14. pinkx

    pinkx said, over 3 years ago

    The comments are stellar this morning. Very talented punsters here.

  15. pinkx

    pinkx said, over 3 years ago

    He can see thru her.

    They’re both shellacked.

    He’s missing the window of opportunity.

    She’s on the threshold of being sill-y

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