1. Stewiebrian
    pouncingtiger  over 4 years ago

    The yolk’s on him. The mother hid the eggs.

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    Arianne  over 4 years ago

    Ha! I thought the same thing, then had to laugh at myself when I realized I had taken the pad and pen for granted! I guess the yolks on us! LOL!

  3. Bubba
    TiffWHO  over 4 years ago

    Don’t forget the glasses you’d think he’d wear contacts. The tissues could be stabbed at with a forked tongue, the same way my cousin goes after cherry tomatoes in his salad.

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    orinoco womble  over 4 years ago

    For an eggsplanation of his depression, he thought he was hardboiled but he’s just cracked.

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    SusanSunshine gc insider over 4 years ago

    Tissues, pens, Kleenex…they are abs solutely talented….

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    Darryl Heine  over 4 years ago

    What is the meaning of this?

  7. Opy
    xpurplezebra  over 4 years ago
    hiss nest egg’s shrinking.
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    jack fairbanks  over 4 years ago

    think you got it rough? try taking notes. you must shed these thoughts, come out of your grass and scale the heights.

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    goblyn  over 4 years ago

    that’s reverse psychology (at least, a different perspective of empty nest syndrome)

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