Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, almost 2 years ago

    Problem is you eat when you’re board.

  2. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, almost 2 years ago

    So he’s now a 4×2.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    I feel your pain…

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Linux0s

    :-D

  5. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, almost 2 years ago

    I’m getting lumber pains.

  6. J K

    J K said, almost 2 years ago

    The only way he’ll fit now is if he’s changed into a couple table legs.

  7. J K

    J K said, almost 2 years ago

    Does he “Pine” for the good ‘ol days? (Sorry, couldn’t resist pun, urge was too strong.)

  8. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, almost 2 years ago

    @AussieDownUnder

    More like a 4X4…..and it’s a she, by the way.

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    No… the jeans shrunk in the wash … at least, that’s what I tell myself.

  10. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, almost 2 years ago

    He can only dream of getting cut abs.
    “Fatty, fatty two by four
    Couldn’t get through the bathroom door
    So he did it on the floor,
    Licked it up and did some more.”
    Ahhh, childhood. Whoever said kids were innocent, never had any. (Never had older siblings, either.)

  11. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Aw, she’s just gotten a little rough…


    A visit to the dermatologist… boom…she’s S4S again, and everything fits.


    Wish that worked for humans!

  12. PICTO

    PICTO said, almost 2 years ago

    Just how does a board become a beam?

  13. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, almost 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Or as my OH once told me, “The dryer didn’t shrink your sweats…it was the fridge that did it.”

  14. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, almost 2 years ago

    @PICTO

    I don’t know, but if you figure it out, let me know. 4×4′s are expensive and I’ve got a fence to put up.

  15. zman111666

    zman111666 said, almost 2 years ago

    Wood… heh heh

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