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1. 

   Linux0s said, 3 months ago

   Problem is you eat when you’re board.
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   AussieDownUnder said, 3 months ago

   So he’s now a 4×2.
3. 

   margueritem said, 3 months ago

   I feel your pain…
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   margueritem said, 3 months ago

   @Linux0s

   :-D
5. 

   Superfrog said, 3 months ago

   I’m getting lumber pains.
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   J K said, 3 months ago

   The only way he’ll fit now is if he’s changed into a couple table legs.
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   J K said, 3 months ago

   Does he “Pine” for the good ‘ol days? (Sorry, couldn’t resist pun, urge was too strong.)
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   blunebottle said, 3 months ago

   @AussieDownUnder

   More like a 4X4…..and it’s a she, by the way.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   No… the jeans shrunk in the wash … at least, that’s what I tell myself.
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    orinoco womble said, 3 months ago

    He can only dream of getting cut abs.
    “Fatty, fatty two by four
    Couldn’t get through the bathroom door
    So he did it on the floor,
    Licked it up and did some more.”
    Ahhh, childhood. Whoever said kids were innocent, never had any. (Never had older siblings, either.)
11. 

    SusanSunshine said, 3 months ago

    Aw, she’s just gotten a little rough…

    
    A visit to the dermatologist… boom…she’s S4S again, and everything fits.

    
    Wish that worked for humans!
12. 

    PICTO said, 3 months ago

    Just how does a board become a beam?
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    orinoco womble said, 3 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Or as my OH once told me, “The dryer didn’t shrink your sweats…it was the fridge that did it.”
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    Notsoastute said, 3 months ago

    Wasn’t she once known as Twiggy?
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    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 3 months ago

    @PICTO

    I don’t know, but if you figure it out, let me know. 4×4′s are expensive and I’ve got a fence to put up.
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