Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 1 year ago

    Problem is you eat when you’re board.

  2. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, about 1 year ago

    So he’s now a 4×2.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    I feel your pain…

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Linux0s

    :-D

  5. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, about 1 year ago

    I’m getting lumber pains.

  6. J K

    J K said, about 1 year ago

    The only way he’ll fit now is if he’s changed into a couple table legs.

  7. J K

    J K said, about 1 year ago

    Does he “Pine” for the good ‘ol days? (Sorry, couldn’t resist pun, urge was too strong.)

  8. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 1 year ago

    @AussieDownUnder

    More like a 4X4…..and it’s a she, by the way.

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    No… the jeans shrunk in the wash … at least, that’s what I tell myself.

  10. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    He can only dream of getting cut abs.
    “Fatty, fatty two by four
    Couldn’t get through the bathroom door
    So he did it on the floor,
    Licked it up and did some more.”
    Ahhh, childhood. Whoever said kids were innocent, never had any. (Never had older siblings, either.)

  11. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Aw, she’s just gotten a little rough…


    A visit to the dermatologist… boom…she’s S4S again, and everything fits.


    Wish that worked for humans!

  12. PICTO

    PICTO said, about 1 year ago

    Just how does a board become a beam?

  13. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Or as my OH once told me, “The dryer didn’t shrink your sweats…it was the fridge that did it.”

  14. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @PICTO

    I don’t know, but if you figure it out, let me know. 4×4′s are expensive and I’ve got a fence to put up.

  15. zman111666

    zman111666 said, about 1 year ago

    Wood… heh heh

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