Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 4 months ago

    He’s just after a little shoo fly pie.

  2. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    Buzz off!

  3. margueritem

    margueritem said, 4 months ago

    SNERK!!

  4. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 4 months ago

    How many flies could a shoo fly shoo if a shoo fly could shoo flies?

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

    @440RoadRunner

    Snerk! I had to think about that one!

  6. J K

    J K said, 4 months ago

    Dung in or carry out, Sir?

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 4 months ago

    As a punishment, it doesn’t fly, cos he gets such a buzz out of it.

  8. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 4 months ago

    “If you won’t leave me alone, I’ll find someone who will.”

  9. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 4 months ago

    Who’s your daddy?…apologies to Joe Cartoon.

  10. PICTO

    PICTO said, 4 months ago

    Is her name Talaria.

  11. Emmett Wayne

    Emmett Wayne said, 4 months ago

    He’s playing hard to get…rid of!

  12. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, 4 months ago

    ♪ Shoo fly pie and apple pan dowdy make your eyes light up and your tummy say howdy.

  13. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

    Lady bugs keep showing up near my workstation. Two or three a week. I’d love to know where they are coming from— everything’s frozen outside. When one appears, I take it and put it on one of the house plants. Seems like there is always some sort of pest bug in at least small numbers that shows up. (Maybe that’s where the lady bugs are hiding out, grazing on whatever crops up.)

  14. dheine1971

    dheine1971 said, 4 months ago

    Why a SHOO FETISH?

  15. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 4 months ago

    @dheine1971

    It’s a pun on “shoe fetish.” Which is a thing, yes.

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