Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Give it a good sniff, the nose knows.

  2. win

    win said, over 3 years ago

    “If it looks good, eat it.” – Andrew Zimmern

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    Not just delicious, it will clean the teeth right out of your mouth.

  4. Woody 157

    Woody 157 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I lost interest at, “My analysis . . .”.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    As a geologist would say, ‘My sediments exactly.’

  6. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 3 years ago

    Can you fleas make the bubble smaller?

  7. frank smin

    frank smin said, over 3 years ago

    Are these the same dog scientists who diligently worked on the doorknob principle, knowing that it would change canine life forever? (apologies to Mr Larson)

  8. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 3 years ago

    As Satchel of PBS once said, a lot of things are edible that aren’t actually food.
    Anything that comes in a plastic package with more than three colours and big letters on the front is suspect.
    For example, locally-made cheese curls glow ever so slightly in the dark…o.O

  9. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 3 years ago

    Food, Food, Food
    (From Popeye, the movie)

    Everything is food, food, food
    Everything is food to go
    Everything is food for thought
    Everything you knead is dough

    It is food
    Everything is food

    Everything is meat, meat, meat
    Careful what you put on your feet
    Once it lived on an animal
    Now it walks along with you
    It could be food
    Food, food, food

    It is food
    Everything is food

    Everything is upside down now
    Everything is sunny side up
    It’s ubiquitous
    Enigmatic and
    They can’t trick us
    With no hot dogmatic

    It is food, food, food
    And it’s full of flavor
    Food, food, food
    It’s so good to savor

    Everything is food, food, food
    Everything is upside down
    Everything is sunny side up
    It’s ubiquitous
    Enigmatic and
    They can’t trick us
    With no hot dogmatic

    It’s food, food, food
    Make no mistake about it
    Food, food, food

    Never ever doubt it
    Food, food, food
    Everything is food

  10. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    “But…but… it’s not just any plagioclase. It’s albite. "

    “It’s still food.” (CRACK). " Crunchy "(teeth fragments falling out.)

  11. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @blunebottle

    how does the second verse go?

  12. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 3 years ago

    @nighthawks

    They’re all there….I just didn’t bother adding the page breaks after I pasted. Sorry.

  13. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 3 years ago

    @nighthawks:

    Food, Food, Food

    Everything is food, food, food
    Everything is food to go
    Everything is food for thought
    Everything you knead is dough

    It is food
    Everything is food

    Everything is meat, meat, meat
    Careful what you put on your feet
    Once it lived on an animal
    Now it walks along with you
    It could be food
    Food, food, food

    It is food
    Everything is food

    Everything is upside down now
    Everything is sunny side up
    It’s ubiquitous
    Enigmatic and
    They can’t trick us
    With no hot dogmatic

    It is food, food, food
    And it’s full of flavor
    Food, food, food
    It’s so good to savor

    Everything is food, food, food
    Everything is upside down
    Everything is sunny side up
    It’s ubiquitous
    Enigmatic and
    They can’t trick us
    With no hot dogmatic

    It’s food, food, food
    Make no mistake about it
    Food, food, food

    Never ever doubt it
    Food, food, food
    Everything is food

  14. Seeker149

    Seeker149 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Just wait till they examine a coprolite.

  15. fishbulb239

    fishbulb239 said, over 3 years ago

    I’m a dog trainer, and was working with a puppy and his person yesterday. We brought the puppy outside to pee, and it was sniffing around in a planter for a bit. I took hold of the puppy’s leash in order to demonstrate the “heel” position. The puppy coughed, and something fell out of its mouth and onto the sidewalk. I looked down to see what it was, and it was a dime. If the owner walks that dog in the right areas for long enough, he could pay for his own dog food!

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