The off-the-wall humor of off the mark puts a refreshingly spin on the things we see everyday... from your favorite icons to your least favorite trends, from commercials to pets to computers. Slightly skewed and just a little twisted, off the mark scores a bull’s eye with readers looking for a laugh.
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Nothing is Not Something by Greg Wallace
Ollie and Quentin by Piers Baker
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margueritem
said, 4 months ago
Give it a good sniff, the nose knows.
win said, 4 months ago
“If it looks good, eat it.” – Andrew Zimmern
Linux0s said, 4 months ago
Not just delicious, it will clean the teeth right out of your mouth.
Woody 157
said, 4 months ago
I lost interest at, “My analysis . . .”.
Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago
As a geologist would say, ‘My sediments exactly.’
pouncingtiger said, 4 months ago
Can you fleas make the bubble smaller?
frank smin said, 4 months ago
Are these the same dog scientists who diligently worked on the doorknob principle, knowing that it would change canine life forever? (apologies to Mr Larson)
orinoco womble said, 4 months ago
As Satchel of PBS once said, a lot of things are edible that aren’t actually food.
Anything that comes in a plastic package with more than three colours and big letters on the front is suspect.
For example, locally-made cheese curls glow ever so slightly in the dark…o.O
misschili
said, 3 months ago
Well, hey, eat the darn thing already, even if it’s chocolate. You can barf it up later, and then your packmate can eat it. Sharing doggy style! :-)
blunebottle said, 3 months ago
Food, Food, Food
(From Popeye, the movie)
Everything is food, food, food
Everything is food to go
Everything is food for thought
Everything you knead is dough
It is food
Everything is food
Everything is meat, meat, meat
Careful what you put on your feet
Once it lived on an animal
Now it walks along with you
It could be food
Food, food, food
It is food
Everything is food
Everything is upside down now
Everything is sunny side up
It’s ubiquitous
Enigmatic and
They can’t trick us
With no hot dogmatic
It is food, food, food
And it’s full of flavor
Food, food, food
It’s so good to savor
Everything is food, food, food
Everything is upside down
Everything is sunny side up
It’s ubiquitous
Enigmatic and
They can’t trick us
With no hot dogmatic
It’s food, food, food
Make no mistake about it
Food, food, food
Never ever doubt it
Food, food, food
Everything is food
Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago
“But…but… it’s not just any plagioclase. It’s albite. "
“It’s still food.” (CRACK). " Crunchy "(teeth fragments falling out.)
nighthawks
said, 3 months ago
@blunebottle
how does the second verse go?
blunebottle said, 3 months ago
@nighthawks
They’re all there….I just didn’t bother adding the page breaks after I pasted. Sorry.
blunebottle said, 3 months ago
@nighthawks:
Food, Food, Food
Everything is food, food, food
Everything is food to go
Everything is food for thought
Everything you knead is dough
It is food
Everything is food
Everything is meat, meat, meat
Careful what you put on your feet
Once it lived on an animal
Now it walks along with you
It could be food
Food, food, food
It is food
Everything is food
Everything is upside down now
Everything is sunny side up
It’s ubiquitous
Enigmatic and
They can’t trick us
With no hot dogmatic
It is food, food, food
And it’s full of flavor
Food, food, food
It’s so good to savor
Everything is food, food, food
Everything is upside down
Everything is sunny side up
It’s ubiquitous
Enigmatic and
They can’t trick us
With no hot dogmatic
It’s food, food, food
Make no mistake about it
Food, food, food
Never ever doubt it
Food, food, food
Everything is food
Seeker149
said, 3 months ago
Just wait till they examine a coprolite.