Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. J K

    J K said, about 1 year ago

    Better hope that’s a tan or he’ll be in pieces b4 they can make it out the door.

  2. J K

    J K said, about 1 year ago

    If she takes that long you might think about giving her the slip.

  3. win

    win said, about 1 year ago

    Such a pear should perk a banana up just like that!

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    He’s lost his a peel.

  5. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, about 1 year ago

    Once, as a joke, I was the banana in scenario, and while I was waiting, I put on a skeleton Halloween costume. That was the end of that relationship.

  6. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    He peels well, but she’s too thin-skinned.

  7. Arianne

    Arianne said, about 1 year ago

    If she had rushed up and down the stairs any faster, she would have been seeing spots.

  8. dheine1971

    dheine1971 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Bananas turn brown from yellow?

  9. YokohamaMama

    YokohamaMama said, about 1 year ago

    @dheine1971

    Mine do. Don’t yours?

  10. stomps

    stomps said, about 1 year ago

    He was green when he arrived…

  11. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @stomps

    Then he was curious—yellow. Now he’s just browned off.

  12. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    He should have made like a banana – and split.

  13. win

    win said, about 1 year ago

    @Arianne

    I would bet bouncing her pair like that should make him want to peel.

  14. rgcviper

    rgcviper said, about 1 year ago

    Clever gag … and even better comments.

  15. pinkx

    pinkx said, about 1 year ago

    too mushy for me

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