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   J K said, 4 months ago

   Better hope that’s a tan or he’ll be in pieces b4 they can make it out the door.
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   J K said, 4 months ago

   If she takes that long you might think about giving her the slip.
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   win said, 4 months ago

   Such a pear should perk a banana up just like that!
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   He’s lost his a peel.
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   pouncingtiger said, 4 months ago

   Once, as a joke, I was the banana in scenario, and while I was waiting, I put on a skeleton Halloween costume. That was the end of that relationship.
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   orinoco womble said, 4 months ago

   He peels well, but she’s too thin-skinned.
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   Arianne said, 4 months ago

   If she had rushed up and down the stairs any faster, she would have been seeing spots.
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   dheine1971 said, 4 months ago

   Bananas turn brown from yellow?
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   YokohamaMama said, 4 months ago

   @dheine1971

   Mine do. Don’t yours?
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    stomps said, 4 months ago

    He was green when he arrived…
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    orinoco womble said, 4 months ago

    @stomps

    Then he was curious—yellow. Now he’s just browned off.
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    Perkycat said, 4 months ago

    He should have made like a banana – and split.
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    win said, 4 months ago

    @Arianne

    I would bet bouncing her pair like that should make him want to peel.
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    rgcviper said, 4 months ago

    Clever gag … and even better comments.
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    pinkx said, 4 months ago

    too mushy for me
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