Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. J K

    J K said, 5 months ago

    Time to consult Dr. Oz on a weight loss plan since the wizard is busy consulting Dorthy.

  2. J K

    J K said, 5 months ago

    “Phil? Phil Connors, It’s me, Ned— Ryerson. “Needlenose Ned”? “Ned the Head”? C’mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn’t graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?" <— The point, love that movie, look forward to this strip everyday too!

  3. margueritem

    margueritem said, 5 months ago

    Groundhog, I share you’re pain.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

    I’ve never seen a marmot as round as the one on the right. All those tourists feeding him?

  5. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 5 months ago

    @margueritem

    Really? You write very thin.

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    Of course .. .in other times and cultures, the groundhog might be thinking, ’Oh God .. am I that thin?

  7. randayn

    randayn said, 5 months ago

    Dude, you hibernate! You need to be that fat or you won’t live to see March!

  8. win

    win said, 5 months ago

    Another reason:

    Country-Style Groundhog

    1 groundhog
    1/2 c. flour
    1/4 tsp. salt
    1/4 tsp. pepper
    1/4 tsp. soda
    1/4 c. cooking oil
    1/2 tsp. sugar
    NOTE:Clean and skin as soon as possible. Remove all sent glands. Cut off head, feet and tail. Cure in cool place by suspending from hook approximately 4 days. When ready to cook, lard according to recipe.

    Dress groundhog as for rabbit, removing the small sacs in the back and under the forearm. Soak groundhog overnight in salted water to remove wild flavor. Combine flour, salt, pepper and soda; rub into groundhog pieces. Brown grounhog in hot oil in skillet; sprinkle with sugar. Reduce heat; add 1/2 cup water. Cover; simmer for about 30 minutes or until tender. Remove cover; cook for 10 minutes longer.

    mmmmm, tastes like chicken

  9. Michael Farren

    Michael Farren said, 5 months ago

    @win

    You can’t remove the sent glands – they’ve been sent!

  10. gene1969

    gene1969 said, 5 months ago

    makes no scents…

  11. k9crewwildblue

    k9crewwildblue said, 5 months ago

    Here, it’s my Ger Shep “Shadow” that scares them away..and she’s BIG!!

  12. Lisa  4romMpls

    Lisa 4romMpls said, 5 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Where’s that culture? I wanna move there!

  13. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    @Lisa 4romMpls

    Almost any culture before the Twentieth Century. Look at almost any Romantic era painting … the women tend to be on the chunky side … which was considered attractive.
    Truth be told .. I actually prefer women that way!

  14. bmonk

    bmonk said, 5 months ago

    At the end of winter, animals are not fat. It’s when they go to sleep that they are fat. Except humans, I guess…

  15. Tatenda

    Tatenda said, 5 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    In fact, in many ‘third world’ cultures even today, being fat is considered a sign of wealth!

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