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The off-the-wall humor of off the mark puts a refreshingly spin on the things we see everyday... from your favorite icons to your least favorite trends, from commercials to pets to computers. Slightly skewed and just a little twisted, off the mark scores a bull’s eye with readers looking for a laugh.
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J K said, 5 months ago
Time to consult Dr. Oz on a weight loss plan since the wizard is busy consulting Dorthy.
J K said, 5 months ago
“Phil? Phil Connors, It’s me, Ned— Ryerson. “Needlenose Ned”? “Ned the Head”? C’mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn’t graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?" <— The point, love that movie, look forward to this strip everyday too!
margueritem
said, 5 months ago
Groundhog, I share you’re pain.
Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago
I’ve never seen a marmot as round as the one on the right. All those tourists feeding him?
Linux0s said, 5 months ago
@margueritem
Really? You write very thin.
Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago
Of course .. .in other times and cultures, the groundhog might be thinking, ’Oh God .. am I that thin?
randayn
said, 5 months ago
Dude, you hibernate! You need to be that fat or you won’t live to see March!
win said, 5 months ago
Another reason:
Country-Style Groundhog
1 groundhog
1/2 c. flour
1/4 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
1/4 tsp. soda
1/4 c. cooking oil
1/2 tsp. sugar
NOTE:Clean and skin as soon as possible. Remove all sent glands. Cut off head, feet and tail. Cure in cool place by suspending from hook approximately 4 days. When ready to cook, lard according to recipe.
Dress groundhog as for rabbit, removing the small sacs in the back and under the forearm. Soak groundhog overnight in salted water to remove wild flavor. Combine flour, salt, pepper and soda; rub into groundhog pieces. Brown grounhog in hot oil in skillet; sprinkle with sugar. Reduce heat; add 1/2 cup water. Cover; simmer for about 30 minutes or until tender. Remove cover; cook for 10 minutes longer.
mmmmm, tastes like chicken
Michael Farren
said, 5 months ago
@win
You can’t remove the sent glands – they’ve been sent!
gene1969 said, 5 months ago
makes no scents…
k9crewwildblue said, 5 months ago
Here, it’s my Ger Shep “Shadow” that scares them away..and she’s BIG!!
Lisa 4romMpls said, 5 months ago
@Bruno Zeigerts
Where’s that culture? I wanna move there!
Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago
@Lisa 4romMpls
Almost any culture before the Twentieth Century. Look at almost any Romantic era painting … the women tend to be on the chunky side … which was considered attractive.
Truth be told .. I actually prefer women that way!
bmonk said, 5 months ago
At the end of winter, animals are not fat. It’s when they go to sleep that they are fat. Except humans, I guess…
Tatenda said, 5 months ago
@Bruno Zeigerts
In fact, in many ‘third world’ cultures even today, being fat is considered a sign of wealth!