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The off-the-wall humor of off the mark puts a refreshingly spin on the things we see everyday... from your favorite icons to your least favorite trends, from commercials to pets to computers. Slightly skewed and just a little twisted, off the mark scores a bull’s eye with readers looking for a laugh.
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Linux0s said, 5 months ago
If this guy’s name is Chet we have a little song for you…
pouncingtiger said, 5 months ago
I would hate to end a relationship with that person.
FUNG1 said, 5 months ago
SICK, Mark!
I like that in a ’toon!
t jacobs said, 5 months ago
fire was THE hot gift that year.
Notsoastute said, 5 months ago
@Linux0s
♫♪ ♂ Roasting by an open fire ♪♫♪
AussieDownUnder said, 5 months ago
It’s hard to get fired up, let alone consumed with your gift when your’e burnt out. However, he does have a flame (girlfriend) who looks like the perfect match to light his fire.
orinoco womble said, 5 months ago
“Hamsters roasting on an open fire,
Chipmunks popping on the coals.
Yuletide carols being sung by a drunk
As the elves roll Santa Claus…”
finkd said, 5 months ago
@Notsoastute
Shouldn’t that be “Roasted by an open fire”?
finkd said, 5 months ago
He’s so hard to buy for.
Notsoastute said, 5 months ago
@finkd
Nope, the fire is still burning.
But they have one thing in common, they got the fire down below.
ossiningaling said, 5 months ago
If there IS a next year – shades of Don Pardo.
Stephen Gilberg
said, 5 months ago
Is that Grog from “B.C.”?
omwae said, 5 months ago
Maybe a fire extinguisher – oops!
anacronismish.
goblyn said, 5 months ago
and so, BBQ is invented…
flippant23 said, 5 months ago
Old flames, always making ashes of themselves….