Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 2 years ago

    If this guy’s name is Chet we have a little song for you…

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, about 2 years ago

    I would hate to end a relationship with that person.

  3. FUNG1

    FUNG1 said, about 2 years ago

    SICK, Mark!
    I like that in a ’toon!

  4. t jacobs

    t jacobs said, about 2 years ago

    fire was THE hot gift that year.

  5. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, about 2 years ago

    It’s hard to get fired up, let alone consumed with your gift when your’e burnt out. However, he does have a flame (girlfriend) who looks like the perfect match to light his fire.

  6. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, about 2 years ago

    “Hamsters roasting on an open fire,
    Chipmunks popping on the coals.
    Yuletide carols being sung by a drunk
    As the elves roll Santa Claus…”

  7. finkd

    finkd said, about 2 years ago

    @Notsoastute

    Shouldn’t that be “Roasted by an open fire”?

  8. finkd

    finkd said, about 2 years ago

    He’s so hard to buy for.

  9. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, about 2 years ago

    If there IS a next year – shades of Don Pardo.

  10. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, about 2 years ago

    Is that Grog from “B.C.”?

  11. phyllis  bear

    phyllis bear said, about 2 years ago

    Maybe a fire extinguisher – oops!

    anacronismish.

  12. Keith Churchill

    Keith Churchill said, about 2 years ago

    and so, BBQ is invented…

  13. flippant23

    flippant23 said, about 2 years ago

    Old flames, always making ashes of themselves….

  14. bmonk

    bmonk said, about 2 years ago

    At least he was warm for the rest of his life.

    “Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.”

    — Terry Prachett

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