Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    Gives new meaning to cash and carry.

  2. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 1 year ago

    Oops, he’s got a backlog of cash.
    Hope he’s not flying anywhere for the holidays, good luck explaining that cavity search.

  3. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 1 year ago

    In a couple of weeks, he will be getting stuffed (to eat).

  4. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, over 1 year ago

    Hasn’t earned any interest or capital gain, but Wall Street hasn’t lost his capital.

  5. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 1 year ago

    When I was first married my wife cooked a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner with the most delicious stuffing. I asked her if it was an old family recipe. I was told that, after she got the feathers off the turkey, she noticed it was full so she just cooked it that way.
    Happy Thanksgiving Day everybody, the brain bleach cocktails are on the sideboard.

  6. phritzg

    phritzg GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    If she can’t find his cash, wattle become of her?

  7. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Arianne

    I’d call it a buttload of cash.

  8. pinkx

    pinkx said, over 1 year ago

    substantial inchestments

  9. lightenup

    lightenup GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    If you want some money, just give him a squeeze.

  10. phyllis may bear

    phyllis may bear said, over 1 year ago

    in his Waddell, maybe?

  11. bmonk

    bmonk said, over 1 year ago

    What do they expect from a turkey?

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