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The off-the-wall humor of off the mark puts a refreshingly spin on the things we see everyday... from your favorite icons to your least favorite trends, from commercials to pets to computers. Slightly skewed and just a little twisted, off the mark scores a bull’s eye with readers looking for a laugh.
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SusanSunshine
said, 7 months ago
I guess Humpty must be a fertilised egg, if he has any blood.
Eww… I think I just yucked myself out…. ick….
small side of brain bleach with MY breakfast.
orinoco womble said, 7 months ago
Did he suck the fruit filling out of DoughBoy?
Oh, wait…move over, Susan, I’ll be joining you for that brain bleach…ugh.
DreamScourge said, 7 months ago
^^Thanks guys looks like I’ll be having black coffee for breakfast now ;)
naturally_easy said, 7 months ago
Aw, go suck an egg!
J K said, 7 months ago
The yokes on him, Humpty has no blood. Be careful not to crack up. Alas we must buck up solider, send that dough boy home.
Arianne said, 7 months ago
Every night, the dough boy will rise again.
Notsoastute said, 7 months ago
But the Dough Boy has no neck. Note how Dracula bit him on the chin
And for an added “eeewwww!” Drac is giving Humpty a reach around.
PICTO said, 7 months ago
He’s just doing it for the dough, so don’t egg him on.
MeGoNow said, 7 months ago
A week later, Dracula was dead of salmonella poisoning. It was never determined if it was the egg or the raw dough.
Stephen Gilberg
said, 7 months ago
It ain’t over easy.
nighthawks
said, 7 months ago
this is what the count would have for breakfast:

Blood Sausage
orinoco womble said, 7 months ago
Where I live, blood sausage is black, with onions or rice. Not fond of it, but it’s there.
Lisa 4romMpls said, 7 months ago
@PICTO
Love it!
burleigh2 said, 7 months ago
@DreamScourge
Well… at least Juan Valdez isn’t there. :-s
bmonk said, 7 months ago
Dracula left Humpty Dumpty pale from loss of blood?
But what’s in the cup? Red tea? Juice from a blood orange?