Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I guess Humpty must be a fertilised egg, if he has any blood.


    Eww… I think I just yucked myself out…. ick….
    small side of brain bleach with MY breakfast.

  2. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 2 years ago

    Did he suck the fruit filling out of DoughBoy?
    Oh, wait…move over, Susan, I’ll be joining you for that brain bleach…ugh.

  3. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, over 2 years ago

    ^^Thanks guys looks like I’ll be having black coffee for breakfast now ;)

  4. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, over 2 years ago

    Aw, go suck an egg!

  5. J K

    J K said, over 2 years ago

    The yokes on him, Humpty has no blood. Be careful not to crack up. Alas we must buck up solider, send that dough boy home.

  6. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 2 years ago

    Every night, the dough boy will rise again.

  7. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 2 years ago

    He’s just doing it for the dough, so don’t egg him on.

  8. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, over 2 years ago

    A week later, Dracula was dead of salmonella poisoning. It was never determined if it was the egg or the raw dough.

  9. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, over 2 years ago

    It ain’t over easy.

  10. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    this is what the count would have for breakfast:

    Blood Sausage

  11. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 2 years ago

    Where I live, blood sausage is black, with onions or rice. Not fond of it, but it’s there.

  12. Lisa  4romMpls

    Lisa 4romMpls said, over 2 years ago

    @PICTO

    Love it!

  13. burleigh2

    burleigh2 said, over 2 years ago

    @DreamScourge

    Well… at least Juan Valdez isn’t there. :-s

  14. bmonk

    bmonk said, over 2 years ago

    Dracula left Humpty Dumpty pale from loss of blood?

    But what’s in the cup? Red tea? Juice from a blood orange?

  15. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, over 2 years ago

    @bmonk

    & @burleigh2 maybe the contents of the cup used to be the contents of the Cafe De Columbia guy ;)

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