Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 2 years ago

    Not a second time.

  2. J K

    J K said, over 2 years ago

    What’s he complaining about? I’m sure he’s making lots of dough.

  3. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 2 years ago

    @J K

    He rose through the ranks…he figures he’s entitled to grouse.

  4. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, over 2 years ago

    @ JK

    Poppin’ Fresh takes all the jabs while Pillsbury rakes in all the cash.
    Another exploited worker.

  5. K M

    K M GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Linux0s

    Lovely deep-track Beatle reference!

  6. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Only once.

  7. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, over 2 years ago

    There’s a combination I’d never conceive.

  8. pinkx

    pinkx said, over 2 years ago

    This is so half baked

  9. bmonk

    bmonk said, over 2 years ago

    Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch and many others.

     

    The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who “never knew how much he was kneaded.”

     

    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was still considered a roll model for millions.

     
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    Toward the end it was thought he’d raise once again, but he was no tart.

     

    Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

  10. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 2 years ago

    @K M

    Ya like that? he-he

  11. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @bmonk

    Excellent punnage,bmonk! You’re on a roll!

  12. bmonk

    bmonk said, over 2 years ago

    @Blackwolff9

    [I cribbed it off the internet]

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