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The off-the-wall humor of off the mark puts a refreshingly spin on the things we see everyday... from your favorite icons to your least favorite trends, from commercials to pets to computers. Slightly skewed and just a little twisted, off the mark scores a bull’s eye with readers looking for a laugh.
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margueritem
said, about 1 year ago
Fickle…
pouncingtiger said, about 1 year ago
and of course the guy with glasses gets rejected. How typical.
Smythe Symble said, about 1 year ago
Will He turn blue?
jofish10 said, about 1 year ago
Better to be a crushed velvet shirt than a black velvet Elvis painting.
Prof danglais said, about 1 year ago
@pouncingtiger
Girls don’t make passes at guys who wear glasses.
SusanSunshine
said, about 1 year ago
She’ll be disappointed…..
I heard that the blue shirt is about to come out of the closet.
Arianne said, about 1 year ago
She didn’t cotton to his rough exterior. Never took the time to find out what a softie he really is.
stripseeker said, about 1 year ago
@margueritem
Heard somewhere that it’s a woman’s prerogative to change her mind. Seems more like a cover for chronic indecision to me.
Coming out of a McDonald’s parking lot yesterday, a woman in the left turn half of the driveway pulled to the right, blocking me from making a turn to the right,then pulled to the left not leaving enough room to get by and then pulled out into the street in front of an oncoming line of traffic,narrowly avoiding the impending depreciation in the value of her car.
Was thankful that my double cheeseburger with fries was ordered and consumed before she arrived on the scene. Probably took 1/2 an hour to decide between a Big Mac or McChicken sandwich.
stripseeker said, about 1 year ago
(My appetite being sated with the double cheeseburger and fries and then having dozed a bit in my car, have no idea whether she had gummed up the works inside or in the drive-thru.)
stripseeker said, about 1 year ago
Also, don’t know how many people’s blood pressure she may have raised in deciding whether to turn left in to Burger King or right in to McDonald’s.
The Mac attack won out.
The Whopper will have to wait until next time. (Maybe.)
GoodQuestion
said, about 1 year ago
@Smythe Symble
Sounds a little green to me . . . ☻
AussieDownUnder said, about 1 year ago
@stripseeker
WTF???
Smythe Symble said, about 1 year ago
@GoodQuestion
Blue Velvet
Big Sister said, about 1 year ago
@Arianne
: ) Funny!
GoodQuestion
said, about 1 year ago
@Smythe Symble
: )