Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, about 1 year ago

    Fickle…

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, about 1 year ago

    and of course the guy with glasses gets rejected. How typical.

  3. Smythe Symble

    Smythe Symble said, about 1 year ago

    Will He turn blue?

  4. jofish10

    jofish10 said, about 1 year ago

    Better to be a crushed velvet shirt than a black velvet Elvis painting.

  5. Prof danglais

    Prof danglais said, about 1 year ago

    @pouncingtiger

    Girls don’t make passes at guys who wear glasses.

  6. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, about 1 year ago

    She’ll be disappointed…..
    I heard that the blue shirt is about to come out of the closet.

  7. Arianne

    Arianne said, about 1 year ago

    She didn’t cotton to his rough exterior. Never took the time to find out what a softie he really is.

  8. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, about 1 year ago

    @margueritem

    Heard somewhere that it’s a woman’s prerogative to change her mind. Seems more like a cover for chronic indecision to me.
    Coming out of a McDonald’s parking lot yesterday, a woman in the left turn half of the driveway pulled to the right, blocking me from making a turn to the right,then pulled to the left not leaving enough room to get by and then pulled out into the street in front of an oncoming line of traffic,narrowly avoiding the impending depreciation in the value of her car.
    Was thankful that my double cheeseburger with fries was ordered and consumed before she arrived on the scene. Probably took 1/2 an hour to decide between a Big Mac or McChicken sandwich.

  9. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, about 1 year ago

    (My appetite being sated with the double cheeseburger and fries and then having dozed a bit in my car, have no idea whether she had gummed up the works inside or in the drive-thru.)

  10. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, about 1 year ago

    Also, don’t know how many people’s blood pressure she may have raised in deciding whether to turn left in to Burger King or right in to McDonald’s.
    The Mac attack won out.
    The Whopper will have to wait until next time. (Maybe.)

  11. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion said, about 1 year ago

    @Smythe Symble

    Sounds a little green to me . . . ☻

  12. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, about 1 year ago

    @stripseeker

    WTF???

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  14. Big Sister

    Big Sister said, about 1 year ago

    @Arianne

    : ) Funny!

  15. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion said, about 1 year ago

    @Smythe Symble

    : )

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