Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, about 1 year ago

    And … ?

  2. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, about 1 year ago

    And the loser is? Probably the patient at a stretch.

  3. tegm

    tegm said, about 1 year ago

    hehehe….

    large intestine: about 5 feet
    small intestine: about 20 feet

    (it varies though).

  4. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, about 1 year ago

    …the dumbing-down of the medical profession.

  5. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, about 1 year ago

    It’s disturbing that the doctor lost

  6. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau said, about 1 year ago

    @DreamScourge

    Why should the doctor know the standard floor spacing in Architectural Design?

  7. LafInLarry

    LafInLarry said, about 1 year ago

    That took guts!

  8. MikeyMN

    MikeyMN said, about 1 year ago

    Yes, but can they be used for jump rope?

  9. lightenup

    lightenup said, about 1 year ago

    Do your intestines hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?

  10. bmonk

    bmonk said, about 1 year ago

    @lightenup

    Better scanning with “guts”, but a good song.

  11. Tigger

    Tigger said, about 1 year ago

    In December 2005, I had all but 7 feet of my Large Intestines removed because they had several benign tumors some were causing near blockage.

  12. Ather

    Ather said, about 1 year ago

    Violation Of The Law of Checkov’s Body Parts

  13. natureboyfig4

    natureboyfig4 said, 12 months ago

    @Ather

    Were they operating on a nuclear wessel?

  14. tegm

    tegm said, 10 months ago

    @DreamScourge

    it’s disturbing you assume the male is the doctor.

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