Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, almost 3 years ago

    …or I may just have to go with a multi-vitamin.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    It’s a bad idea at any time, even if it isn’t apples to oranges.

  3. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, almost 3 years ago

    Orange you glad you left her?

  4. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, almost 3 years ago

    She just rolled away.

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Aw, c’mon, Honeygold, you know you’re the apple of my eye.


    She’s just a little tart!
    I found her a-peelin’ one day, and I had to look —
    but she’s already gone to seed now.


    Don’t you remember that I picked you the moment I saw you?

    We’ve been hanging together ever since, haven’t we?


    Aw….are you blushing? You’re so sweet!

  6. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, almost 3 years ago

    He loved your navel, but this new girl is a real pip!!

  7. Arianne

    Arianne said, almost 3 years ago

    You know, I don’t think this guy’s very picky. He’ll pear up with anyone.

  8. ptangel36

    ptangel36 said, almost 3 years ago

    Please s pear us

  9. lightenup

    lightenup GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    She’s very a-peel-ing.

  10. LafInLarry

    LafInLarry GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    ^ So the old girlfriend has a certain zest….

  11. ke4jhj

    ke4jhj GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    By the looks of her eyes, I would guess she’s a crab apple.

  12. lancemay

    lancemay said, almost 3 years ago

    all fruity, yes, but no nuts.

  13. KA7DRE

    KA7DRE GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    She looks like “Tammy Tangerine” from ATHF . . .

  14. bmonk

    bmonk said, almost 3 years ago

    I have a feeling that things are about to go pear-shaped.

  15. Yukoneric

    Yukoneric said, almost 3 years ago

    The apple of any mans’ eye is the cutest peach with the biggest pear……………..

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