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Non Sequitur

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Dec 6, 2017
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    Flash Gordon  5 days ago

    Boop boop a doop. (Bettey Boop)

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    Watcher  5 days ago

    I think Danae has to go see Jeffrey to get the translation.

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    Kaputnik  5 days ago

    Not only is it incoherent, but it sounds awfully innocent and cute for our little evil girl.

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    Varnes  5 days ago

    Anyway, I think Danae should riff on “Boopty”. BTW, I’m told the last entry was POOP!, but Go Comics censored it…….

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    dadoctah  5 days ago

    H Allen Smith once wrote an entire article on the “brilliant” notes that people jot down in the night, only to find that they are absolute gibberish in the cold light of day.

    Me personally, I’ve gotten ideas for a couple of songs that way, but usually it’s concepts like “crocodile udders”.

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    Say What?  5 days ago

    Her written thoughts can fit in a tweet, at least.

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    johndifool  5 days ago

    …I’ve got a special warning for you…?

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    sonnygreen  5 days ago

    I keep a pad of paper and pencil on my headboard just for these occasions (I’m a design engineer). The results I get are very similar to what Danae got.

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    Linguist  5 days ago

    Waking up in the middle of the night and writing down your ideas, and dreams, or jotting them down, when you’re stoned, can be disappointing.

    Those brilliant thoughts, in the cold light of sober dawn, look exactly like Danae’s gibberish – especially, if your penmanship is as lousy as mine !

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    sanderling75  5 days ago

    Actually, a lot of my normal daytime thinking comes out like that, so I can fully empathize with Danae

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    Ignatz GC Insider 5 days ago

    One of those should have said “covfefe.”

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    john_chubb  5 days ago

    Just goes to show the evil and inimical influence of relaxing and finding inner peace on the typical megalomaniacal mind!

    Perhaps Danae just needs a good night’s sleep.

    Perhaps other people of greater national importance could stand to sleep a lot more too!

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    Masterskrain GC Insider 5 days ago

    Sadly, Trump just Tweets his insanity…

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    WaitingMan  5 days ago

    Roy Moore gives two thumbs up to today’s “Non Sequitur”.

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    cooganm GC Insider 5 days ago

    Eid ma clack shaw

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    Cerabooge  5 days ago

    Not brilliant, but there were times I went to sleep, and woke up with a solution to a problem at work. I should have charged them for my sleep time.

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    iantheevil  5 days ago

    I hate it when I have a brilliant world-changing idea then it disappears and I can’t get it back. Sometimes I think the universe has a self-correcting mechanism that erases my ideas before it is too late.

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    resealable GC Insider 5 days ago

    Paul McCartney, the first time he tried pot, insisted his roadie write down all his brilliant thoughts. Checked it the next day. It read “There are seven levels.”

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    kaffekup   5 days ago

    Brilliant idea, indeed, Danae, run with it!

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  5 days ago

    Old joke. Another person woke from a sound sleep with what he thought was the perfect explanation for the emotional differences between the sexes, wrote it down, then went back to sleep. When he awoke, he found this:“Higamus, hogamus, women are monogamous.

    Hogamus, higamus, men are polygamous."

    In this day and age, the appropriateness of the above might be questioned, but the validity seems to remain.

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    k_aplin  5 days ago

    Still looking for a good way to record bits of music compositions that pop up when I’m doodling around on my DGX.

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    whiteaj  5 days ago

    This is what happens to me when I try to write down my dreams.

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    Night-Gaunt49 GC Insider 5 days ago

    Men want to spread their seed, women can only hold it.

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    BiathlonNut  5 days ago

    My father had a “brilliant idea” in the middle of the night but it was gone by morning. He resolved to keep a pencil and pad next to the bed. And “SURPRISE” the same “brilliant idea” occurred to him the next night and he wrote it down. The next morning he read, “What an incredible stink!”

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    Donald Heller  5 days ago

    I often write down dreams. I had a brilliant idea in a dream once, and wrote it down. In the morning, I excitedly grabbed the notebook, and read, “Something smells funny.”

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    Joliet Jake  5 days ago

    “Like flaming globes of Sigmund!”

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    RonBerg13 GC Insider 5 days ago

    I woke up once in the middle of the night knowing the reason for the universe and existence. I wrote it down, then fell back to sleep. In the morning, after waking up, I read what I had written down. It said, “Monogamy is monogamous.”

    I think that what I wrote down, and what Danae wrote down, are about the same.

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