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Non Sequitur

By Wiley Miller
Oct 12, 2017
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    strictures  4 months ago

    That must be the restaurant Mr. Creosote ate at. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxRnenQYG7I

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    Adiraiju  4 months ago

    Or “All we hope you can eat!”

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    Night-Gaunt49 GC Insider 4 months ago

    All-you-can-eat is a way to make your customers pigs.

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    stevedodge833  4 months ago

    “All you can get down without pukin’.”

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    Flash Gordon  4 months ago

    I ate there once. Only once.

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    Dtroutma GC Insider 4 months ago

    K street in DC?

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    WaitingMan  4 months ago

    The company I was working for last year treated all of the employees to lunch at a Chinese buffet during the Christmas season. You know you are at a bad buffet when not only do you not go back for a second plate but you don’t even finish the first. Things must have been tough because two days later we were told that the company had lost its contract and everyone was being laid off. Quite the Merry Christmas!

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    Superfrog  4 months ago

    Good to see truth in advertising.

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    All You Can Stomach

    … plus one little mint.

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    cmxx  4 months ago


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    AKHenderson GC Insider 4 months ago

    I thought of the Roz’s Roost diner in “Shoe.”

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    ghehsv41  4 months ago

    Usually when a conventional restaurant suddenly starts to serve as a buffet, it’s a sign that the end of the restaurant as a business is near.

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    jvo  4 months ago

    @DOT-THE-I….. Pedant’s Patisserie…or…in honour of that wonderful segment in the Carol Burnet Show “As the Stomach Churns”

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    Cozmik Cowboy  4 months ago

    I used to know 2 brothers – they were large, but not fat, gentlemen – whose hobby was going to all-you-can-eat places & eating until they were asked to leave……

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    wirepunchr  4 months ago

    We would call that the local choke and puke.

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    LameHawk  4 months ago

    The Grande Bouffe/Blow-Out

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    david_42  4 months ago

    Went to a luau Tuesday. Wasn’t anything worth going back for seconds.

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    mso  4 months ago

    Course if you were starving that would be a real good sign to see.

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    Linguist  4 months ago

    This, and other incidents,inspired Marge to write her best selling book “Living With A Literalist” !

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    Ermine Notyours  4 months ago

    I went through that hollow leg phase as a teenager. Later I was still trying to take all-you-can-eat restaurants for all that I could, and paying the price. What a drag it is to be old.

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    Earnestly Frank  4 months ago

    I just ate at a local Time Machine restaurant. After the first course, I went back four seconds.

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    john_chubb  4 months ago

    That board should be outside every Cheap Chinese Buffet – dedicated to making the lower 99% #fattereveryday

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    Packratjohn GC Insider 4 months ago

    Can’t remember which comedian said it:

    “Went to the casino last week and lost $4,000

    but I made up for it at the buffet.”

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    Tired Of This  4 months ago

    “Eat Here And Get Gas!”

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    dadoctah  4 months ago

    And then there’s the Instagram buffet: All You Can Take A Picture Of.

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    kodj kodjin GC Insider 4 months ago

    I ounce saw a sign in a restaurant that said: Eat here – Diet Home

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    Varnes  4 months ago

    Dude sounds burnt out. Take a break, maybe some herbal tea…Go to your happy place, Take a deep breath and sigh….Force yourself to smile, just to see if the muscles still work. You’ll be surprised how good it feels…

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    JamesChildress  4 months ago

    All you can eat, for a $1.99, but one dollar’s worth was all I can stand. Sometimes, sometimes bad is bad.

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    fivestring65  4 months ago

    Now that’s truth in advertising.

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