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    strictures  8 days ago

    That must be the restaurant Mr. Creosote ate at.

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    Adiraiju  8 days ago

    Or “All we hope you can eat!”

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    Night-Gaunt49 gc insider 8 days ago

    All-you-can-eat is a way to make your customers pigs.

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    stevedodge833  8 days ago

    “All you can get down without pukin’.”

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    Flash Gordon  8 days ago

    I ate there once. Only once.

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    Dtroutma gc insider 8 days ago

    K street in DC?

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    WaitingMan  8 days ago

    The company I was working for last year treated all of the employees to lunch at a Chinese buffet during the Christmas season. You know you are at a bad buffet when not only do you not go back for a second plate but you don’t even finish the first. Things must have been tough because two days later we were told that the company had lost its contract and everyone was being laid off. Quite the Merry Christmas!

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    Superfrog  8 days ago

    Good to see truth in advertising.

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    Bilan  8 days ago

    All You Can Stomach

    … plus one little mint.

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    AKHenderson gc insider 8 days ago

    I thought of the Roz’s Roost diner in “Shoe.”

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    ghehsv41  8 days ago

    Usually when a conventional restaurant suddenly starts to serve as a buffet, it’s a sign that the end of the restaurant as a business is near.

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    dot-the-I  8 days ago

    Establishment lacking a name on a window or the entrance overhead. Appropriate suggestions?……..

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    jvo  8 days ago

    @DOT-THE-I….. Pedant’s Patisserie…or…in honour of that wonderful segment in the Carol Burnet Show “As the Stomach Churns”

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    Cozmik Cowboy  8 days ago

    I used to know 2 brothers – they were large, but not fat, gentlemen – whose hobby was going to all-you-can-eat places & eating until they were asked to leave……

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    wirepunchr  8 days ago

    We would call that the local choke and puke.

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    LameHawk  8 days ago

    The Grande Bouffe/Blow-Out

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    david_42  8 days ago

    Went to a luau Tuesday. Wasn’t anything worth going back for seconds.

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    mso  8 days ago

    Course if you were starving that would be a real good sign to see.

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    Linguist  8 days ago

    This, and other incidents,inspired Marge to write her best selling book “Living With A Literalist” !

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    Ermine Notyours  8 days ago

    I went through that hollow leg phase as a teenager. Later I was still trying to take all-you-can-eat restaurants for all that I could, and paying the price. What a drag it is to be old.

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    Earnestly Frank  8 days ago

    I just ate at a local Time Machine restaurant. After the first course, I went back four seconds.

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    john_chubb  8 days ago

    That board should be outside every Cheap Chinese Buffet – dedicated to making the lower 99% #fattereveryday

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    Packratjohn gc insider 8 days ago

    Can’t remember which comedian said it:

    “Went to the casino last week and lost $4,000

    but I made up for it at the buffet.”

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    Tired Of This  8 days ago

    “Eat Here And Get Gas!”

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    dadoctah  8 days ago

    And then there’s the Instagram buffet: All You Can Take A Picture Of.

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    kodj kodjin gc insider 8 days ago

    I ounce saw a sign in a restaurant that said: Eat here – Diet Home

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    Varnes  7 days ago

    Dude sounds burnt out. Take a break, maybe some herbal tea…Go to your happy place, Take a deep breath and sigh….Force yourself to smile, just to see if the muscles still work. You’ll be surprised how good it feels…

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    JamesChildress  7 days ago

    All you can eat, for a $1.99, but one dollar’s worth was all I can stand. Sometimes, sometimes bad is bad.

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    fivestring65  7 days ago

    Now that’s truth in advertising.

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