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    Adiraiju  12 days ago

    “But if we don’t act now, the whole company will go bankrupt!”

    “You think I’ll still be with the company when that happens? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA…”

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    Dtroutma gc insider 12 days ago

    It is amazing how CEOs who bankrupt the company walk away with golden parachutes that BROKE the company!

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    Masterskrain gc insider 11 days ago

    “Remember, I have MULTIPLE layers of flunkies, Yes-men, and Vice-presidents between me and reality!”

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    Bilan  11 days ago

    The other great CEO decision is to sell your stocks before informing the government and public (Did somebody say Equifax?)

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    EdMeiller gc insider 11 days ago

    What hath Trump wrought?

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    Daeder gc insider 11 days ago

    …and THAT’S how you run the government like a business!

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    Josh Lyons  11 days ago

    Oh lord, here we go with this “fake news” nonsense again!

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    Brass Orchid gc insider 11 days ago

    A real leader would be a puppet to a larger shadowy group that controls the news and would never have to face this sort of thing.

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    tripwire45  11 days ago

    Political rule #1: If you don’t like the news, it’s fake news. Your party affiliation is irrelevant. Look at how Hillary blamed Bernie for her losing the election (rather than her own massive shortcomings).

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    nosirrom  11 days ago

    CEO to stock holders – It’s fake news. Somebody had the chart upside down.

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    ladykat  11 days ago we go again.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  11 days ago

    Now turn the chart upside down plus change “Exec Decision” to “Trump Elected” and you will have the SNL ratings chart.

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    fuzzbucket  11 days ago

    If money going out keeps exceeding money coming in, you are going to fail. That is true for individuals, businesses, and city, state, and federal government.

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    KAR 120 C  11 days ago

    Early in my career I realized that I didn’t have “the right stuff” to be in senior management, and certainly not what was required to be a CEO. Not even close. I recognized that to be a successful CEO in an American multinational company required that I be a psychopath with narcissistic personality disorder, and I did not qualify. So I rose to my level of incompetence and stayed there till layoff. Now America has elected a psychopath with narcissistic personality disorder to be President, and he is attempting to run America as though it were a business. Mind you he diverted our attention from his “accomplishments” as a pipeline to launder Russian mob money, and drove each and every company he touched into the ground, leaving a trail of lawsuits, unpaid contractors, broken municipal promises and thousands of unemployed people cheated out of back wages. And he believes this is what makes him “successful” ! For no other reason than his own ego, he is actively dismantling health care, exercising his homophobia, racism and lack of leadership or empathy to create chaos in order to “drain the swamp”. Wonder how long it will take the electorate to realize they’ve been duped ? “How fortunate for world leaders that the people do not think” – A. Hitler

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    Packratjohn gc insider 11 days ago

    Does the Constitution say anything about golden parachutes?

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    Josh Lyons  11 days ago

    Gee, and I suppose that storm we had that went through Georgia yesterday here was “fake news” also? Or “fake weather”?

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