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Mar 25, 2017
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Danae: I'm working on a history report, daddy...can you check it over for me?
Ned: Sure, Danae. What do you have so far?
Caption: In 1492, Christopher Columbus got started by hooking up with Noah......But got separated when Moses split up the oceans.
SNAP
While Noah floated off to the East......Columbus sailed to the West, waiting for the water to drain and find land. Then, just when they ran out of frozen pizza, the boat suddenly stopped. Columbus looked down and saw he landed on the Statue of Liberty and realized he just discovered America!
Man on ship: Mama Mia!
Lucy: So is it fact-checked?
Danae: Not sure...he giggled and said it's good enough for a press conference, then his eye started to do that weird twitchy thing...
Mar 27, 2017
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