Sep 26, 2016
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Ned: What's with all the dents in the bar top?
Man: Collateral damage from TV last night.
Ned: Ah...rowdy, beer glass slamming football fans, eh?
Man: No...worse.
Ned: Oh......people slamming their heads in despair watching the debate?
Man: This election is going to cause more concussions than the NFL.
Sep 28, 2016
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    Jim_in_CT  over 1 year ago

    And more suicides than the stock market crash of ’29.

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    And, if they keep their word, a mass exodus of so called ‘personalities’.

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    phreak91  over 1 year ago

    I love how with the two candidates we have, it was almost certain this would be relevant, even though it was probably written weeks ago.

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    Richard S Russell GC Insider over 1 year ago

    This ’toon was undoubtedly drawn before the actual debate took kplace, and Wiley is now the leading candidate for Nostradamus of the 21st Century.

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    Kaputnik  over 1 year ago

    The debate was about what I expected, and banging my head on something would have brought no relief. I think the moderator felt like it at times, though.

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    somebodyshort  over 1 year ago

    If either one wins the election we’re expecting a run of refugees here in Canuckistan at your northern border

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    jrowell  over 1 year ago

    They’re like two sides of the same coin, arguing over who’s going to destroy the country sooner. #letgarydebate

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    AKHenderson GC Insider over 1 year ago

    I wanna hear Trump say “My Russian connections are better than her Russian connections.”

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    joe19  over 1 year ago

    No president over 65!

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    Brass Orchid GC Insider over 1 year ago

    Oh no!I forgot to record the debate!Now the world will certainly end!

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    brain Les  over 1 year ago

    In the old days you had to pass intelligence tests to vote; I think today they should bring it back not only for the voters, but also for the candidates….

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    Varnes  over 1 year ago

    Well played , Mr. Miller……Well played….

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    dot-the-I  over 1 year ago

    Back in law school an aspiring lawyer moonlighted as a racecar driver under an assumed name:


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    whiteheron  over 1 year ago

    Then at the end of it all, like true professional (wrestlers) they glad handed and made nicey, nicey. Ol’ Horse Teeth and Orange Blossom. Fie on politics.BTW: Mr Wiley : Well done on not pointing a finger at any particularparty. Thank you.

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    Varnes  over 1 year ago

    Somebody get Bob another drink….

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  over 1 year ago

    The only person to like last night’s debate is Putin.

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    car2ner  over 1 year ago

    I am tickled by Gary’s ideas. Let Hillary and Trump fight it out. The libertarians are aiming for the stars!

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    I called an old buddy last night in Arizona, after the debate. He owns a sports bar but had dedicated a side room for folks wanted to watch the debacle.

    One of the “gimmicks” at his bar are sponge rubber “bricks” that can be hurled at the television sets by irate fans – a throw back ( pun intended ) to the Howard Cosel Monday Night Football days.

    He said that the bricks got more of a workout in the "political sports arena " last night, then on the Falcons-Saints game.

    Oh, those bricks aren’t free. It costs you 25 cents a throw ! The brick money goes to the charity of the week. Children’s Hospital made a lot of money last night !

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    StevenTorrey  over 1 year ago

    Clinton sounded like a professor with fact presented in a disciplined manner. Trump sounded like a LUNATIC running for President. Clinton the clear winner!

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    puddleglum1066  over 1 year ago

    Why would anybody bother watching the debate? I can’t say I know even one person who’s still “undecided” at this point. What value is there in watching a debate when your mind’s already made up?

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    johngregor  over 1 year ago

    and more babies than the power failure of 2003.

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    Iceman47  over 1 year ago

    Got that right!! No matter who wins, we are ALL losers. This is one time that if you DON’T vote you absolutely CANNOT be blamed for what happens.If George Carlin were still here, he would be having a bloody field day.

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    Elisabunny  over 1 year ago

    Those who don’t vote absolutely can be blamed, for not doing anything to try to stop this trainwreck. If all the people who claim to despise both candidates actually voted for a third party, we might get some real change,

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    dabugger  over 1 year ago

    Well, whatever.

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    Vorticia  over 1 year ago

    sigh…so true

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    mso  over 1 year ago

    On the bright side when the election is over the world will probably end. I can’t imagine that either of the two candidates won’t blow it up one way or another.

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    becida  over 1 year ago

    A businessman loose canon or a professional politician above the law. Our masters have left us with poor choices again.

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    You think we’d have the technology to turn the microphone off when some windbag is done with his allowed 2 minutes.

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    Roadrunner GC Insider over 1 year ago

    Told the wife I couldn’t watch but took two Xanax and did. Blood pressure was 200/90. I was surprised that Hillery would admit being a raciest and bigot. So everyone, be they black, white, brown, yellow and chartreuse, is raciest (everyone hates everyone else)? God I wish we had better candidates!!! I prefer the loose cannon to the dull and dreary pontificator. God help us all!!!!

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    RonBerg13 GC Insider over 1 year ago

    It already has…

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    flamingvampyre GC Insider over 1 year ago

    I plan to fill in the write in box with someone I feel is worthy. A real person. Not someone like “The Sith Emperor”. According to an electoral judge, they have to count the write in votes.

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    atherworld  over 1 year ago

    Good. Maybe the Trumpers will knock some sense into themselves and dump their loser.

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    My candidate did fine…I just need some brain bleach for the other one.

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    hippogriff  over 1 year ago

    pfei2582Unless you are one of the 535 lucky Republicans who are actually permitted to vote for president, you are correct for that office. However, there are a large number of “down ballot” offices in which you are not only permitted to cast a significant vote, and I question the loyalty of anyone qualified who doesn’t.

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    wizodd  over 1 year ago

    Didn’t you enjoy the beginning of the final act of the circus they so carefully crafted just for you?

    Wait until the photo finish…you’ll just die….

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