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Waiter: The ruling on gay marriage was good news, eh, Bob?
Bob: Yep! It could be a boon for us divorce lawyers.
Waiter: No, I mean...um...aren't you...?
Bob: Gay? No...why'd you think that?
Waiter: Well, you came out with a new lifestyle, so...
Bob: What lifestyle?
Waiter: You know...the healthy, less-manly one.
Bob: Going vegan doesn't make you gay, Tony.
Ned: He can't help it, non...he's an American.
Waiter: Are you sure?
Jul 23, 2015
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