Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Baslim the begger says, "The past is the enemy of the future."

    Baslim the begger says, "The past is the enemy of the future." GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    Good one Wylie!

    Been there, done that, got the scratches to prove it!

  2. Gigantor

    Gigantor said, 5 months ago

    Been there, done that. Still have the scars on my arms to prove it.

  3. Caddy57

    Caddy57 said, 5 months ago

    Cats and water don’t mix……therefore I had never been a cat person .

  4. Caddy57

    Caddy57 said, 5 months ago

    Cats and water don’t mix……therefore I had never been a cat person .

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    Never gave the cat a bath… but giving him pills and clipping his nails was fuuuuuuuuuuun!

  6. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 5 months ago

    Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.
    Now, along with Wiley bears, we need more Wiley angryCats.

  7. bluskies

    bluskies said, 5 months ago

    For a few frantic heartbeats there I was afraid Wiley’s world had wobbled wildly and one of his beautiful bears had snapped and run amok. Thank the gods it was only a cranky cat.

  8. NightShade09

    NightShade09 said, 5 months ago

    I once found a kitten abandoned in our yard (we had a thick wooded area). The thing was covered in fleas, so I had to give it a bath.
    It was like dipping a fuzzy orange chainsaw.
    All four legs were spinning in different directions, and each one covered in claws.
    We both survived.

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

    Cat’s take their own baths, one reason why they have comb bristles on their tongues.

  10. mr_sherman

    mr_sherman GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    For a moment there I thought we were back with Homer, chapter 2.

  11. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    Jeffrey come on now, you’re bright enough to design a particular contraption to bathe the cat without having to use your hands to bathe it yourself..

  12. somebodyshort

    somebodyshort said, 5 months ago

    How To Bathe A Cat 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power wash” and “rinse” which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself. Sincerely, The Dog

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, 5 months ago

    Somebody, I get it….Funny……But you’re not getting your hands on my kitties…

  14. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    ^This is a viable technique, or: Make a round tube of wire the little squares, make a plug for each end, put cat in, put tube in tub, and shake, rinse, let cat calm down before removing plug. Or, my son’s technique is welders gloves and guantlets.

  15. watmiwori

    watmiwori said, 5 months ago

    It’s amazing that a little three-kilo cat can require 150-200 kilos of humans to try and make it do something it doesn’t
    want to do (bathing it, or getting a pill down it head the feline
    don’t-wanna-do list), and even those odds are no guarantee
    of success. It still can be more than your life is worth….
    Love ’em anyway!

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