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"NEXT TIME, LET'S TELL THEM THERE WILL BE FOOD AND AN OPEN BAR"  SIGN: WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN US   MARGE FIGURES OUT THE KEY TO MEDIA RELATIONS
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    Meh~tdology  over 3 years ago

    Always worked for me as an incentive.

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    Kali39  over 3 years ago

    No one wants to attend a meeting with one’s betters, after all…

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    grasshopper  over 3 years ago

    The only thing that made mgmt meetings at work, with all the boring speeches, tolerable… was the coffee and bagels…

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 3 years ago

    Bad somebodyshort.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 3 years ago

    pragmatism always wins out in the end …

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    AshburnStadium  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the classic Warner Bros. cartoon, “One Froggy Evening” (the cartoon with Michigan J. Frog).The guy couldn’t get anyone to come in even with a “FREE ADMISSION” sign. When he posted a “FREE BEER” sign, a bunch of men came storming in!Today, the “FREE BEER” part sometimes gets censored.

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    rudypoogamer  over 3 years ago

    More people will come if you tell them we have punch and pie.

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    puddlesplatt  over 3 years ago

    and the heirs and hair flew… sneeze!

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    Jim_in_CT  over 3 years ago

    News conferences like that are the reason reporters drink.

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    dabugger  over 3 years ago

    Not even a whisker….

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    Varnes  over 3 years ago

    So it’s the little brown cat that’s talking about an open bar? Good Kitty!

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    After the press conference!

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    Cavebum  over 3 years ago

    Same thing happened at the press conference for the alien take-over of the world’s governments.

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    Melekalikimaka  over 3 years ago

    Here is a scientific study video Proof That Cats Are Better Than Dogs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXJ1sAQtaY

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    jahoody  over 3 years ago

    nope cats rule and let the dogs think they are……..

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    Caddy57  over 3 years ago

    With the press free food would not matter as much as the open bar.

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    Gokie5  over 3 years ago

    This might not work for you, but anyhow. We went to visit relatives in NC in 1965, and my husband’s eyes swelled nearly shut and he had to take to bed because of a family cat. He went through an allergy-shot regimen for that and other allergies, and about five years later we took in a kitty that someone had dumped on us. (To a four-year-old and her cousin in the front yard: “Please take care of my kitten today, and I’ll come back and pick her up tomorrow.”) He tolerated that well, and later had other cats, though he tried not to pet them for too long. Of course, we had an excellent allergist. They can be hard to find.

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    bobdingus  over 3 years ago

    “If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.” (Mark Twain)

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 3 years ago

    -Go to your room, short stuff…

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 3 years ago

    -Dogs rule, cats shed-I guess you never had a Samoyed!

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. A pig looks us in the eye and considers us an equal – Winston Churchill.

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    westny77  over 3 years ago

    Lady you are a nut job. Who wants to listen to this.I was invited years ago to my neighbors place. She had a ton of cats and they were even walking on the table while we were eating. I lost my appetite big time.

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    Kali39  over 3 years ago

    Misquoted: Dogs drool, cats shed.

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    Kali39  over 3 years ago

    Once again, we must remember that cats were once worshiped as gods in ancient Egypt — and they will never allow us to forget this fact...And unless you understand and accept it, you will never be able to cope with a cat.

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