Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 02, 2014
Transcript:
Homer the Reluctant Soul continues. Bert: So the slave trade clients were lost in the destruction of Pompeii... Homer: Yeah...so Signora Spietato had to cut costs...me! Woman: *sigh* Just feed him to the pigs... Man: Sure...what few that are still left, thanks to the wolves. Homer: Wait...you have a wolf problem? I can help you with that! I told them that a lifetime of herding sheep gave me experience in fending off wolves and I could build a system that would protect their livestock...and buy me time... Homer: Now all I need is live bait to put in the woods. Woman: Hmm...toss him the cheapest animal we can spare. Man: As you wish, Signora. Bert: Whoa... Duncan: Dude...seriously? Homer: I know...right? I couldn't believe it was working either!
Perhaps you should look again. It’s St. Bert, by the way, Homer’s Past Life Review counselor.