Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 3 years ago

    OK, then I will Jim you for watching you watching me! Don’t mess with me, chump!

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 3 years ago

    No, I wouldn’t hurt him, but I would kick his cup into Traffic…Steve Winwood would understand…..

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 3 years ago

    BTW, you really can’t afford to say “Have a nice day” to him…..

  4. The Old Wolf

    The Old Wolf said, almost 3 years ago

    On the other hand, if a street performer makes you stop, you owe them a dollar.

  5. Kali39

    Kali39 said, almost 3 years ago

    Heard a story once about a lawyer billing for “my time walking over to talk to you only to find out it wasn’t you.”

  6. Radish

    Radish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    At six hundred an hour, you owe him five dollars.

  7. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Don’t meet their eyes. It is a billable consultation.

  8. Grady Niblo

    Grady Niblo GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    99% of lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.

  9. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, almost 3 years ago

    Hmmm!

  10. hltrim52

    hltrim52 said, almost 3 years ago

    I agree, but it’s “wear”,“their” and “ties”, with no apostrophe.

  11. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, almost 3 years ago

    @hltrim52

    Wastin’ time, bro

  12. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, almost 3 years ago

    1-800-VULTURE

  13. Reppr

    Reppr said, almost 3 years ago

    “Time ain’t money when all you got is time”

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Lawyers protect us and harm us. Generic isn’t what a lawyer is.

  15. BuckyKatt999

    BuckyKatt999 said, almost 3 years ago

    I had a lawyer—and I’m not making this up—include “attempt to make a phone call” on his bill.

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