Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    OK, then I will Jim you for watching you watching me! Don’t mess with me, chump!

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    No, I wouldn’t hurt him, but I would kick his cup into Traffic…Steve Winwood would understand…..

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    BTW, you really can’t afford to say “Have a nice day” to him…..

  4. The Old Wolf

    The Old Wolf said, over 3 years ago

    On the other hand, if a street performer makes you stop, you owe them a dollar.

  5. Kali39

    Kali39 said, over 3 years ago

    Heard a story once about a lawyer billing for “my time walking over to talk to you only to find out it wasn’t you.”

  6. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Don’t meet their eyes. It is a billable consultation.

  7. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, over 3 years ago

    Hmmm!

  8. hltrim52

    hltrim52 said, over 3 years ago

    I agree, but it’s “wear”,“their” and “ties”, with no apostrophe.

  9. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, over 3 years ago

    @hltrim52

    Wastin’ time, bro

  10. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, over 3 years ago

    1-800-VULTURE

  11. Reppr

    Reppr said, over 3 years ago

    “Time ain’t money when all you got is time”

  12. BuckyKatt999

    BuckyKatt999 said, over 3 years ago

    I had a lawyer—and I’m not making this up—include “attempt to make a phone call” on his bill.

  13. HighPriestMikhal

    HighPriestMikhal GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Lawyers are like nukes…oh, forget it. You people should know the punch line by now.

  14. Gokie5

    Gokie5 said, over 3 years ago

    I am not making this up – a local lawyer was called out for billing the city for twenty-four hours in one day. When asked how he managed this, he said that he had dreamed about the case.

  15. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, over 3 years ago

    how about we send all unemployed lawyers to syria? maybe there, they can stop the war, or become cannon fodder.

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