Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Bazinga!

  2. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    viva la diferencia. nether one of us would be complete without the other

  3. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, about 2 years ago

    Women don’t get enough credit for multitasking because they make it look too easy.

  4. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 2 years ago

    Wiley, the smoke from Eddie’s pipe! Ha!….You’re killin’ me man……But he should know by now that eggin’ Flo on won’t get him anywhere but in trouble……

  5. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 2 years ago

    Hoisted on his own petard.

  6. wrwallaceii

    wrwallaceii said, about 2 years ago

    Should have waited until you got your order first Eddie, then insult the cook.

  7. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    “The main difference between men and women is dirt. Women can detect dirt at the molecular level. Men, on the other hand, only notice dirt when it has accumulated in clumps large enough to support commercial agriculture.”
    —Dave Barry, syndicated humor columnist

  8. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, about 2 years ago

    I always thought I was good at multi-tasking until the other day when I was all into my new painting when I heard a loud noise in the kitchen…I’d forgotten the eggs I was boiling and they exploded all over the place…

  9. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 2 years ago

    Richard, Mr. Barry is correct. For example, men don’t notice dust on everything until the third or fourth week….

  10. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 2 years ago

    OK, OK, the seventh or eighth week…picky picky picky…

  11. Jenn Lawson

    Jenn Lawson said, about 2 years ago

    You tell’im Flo…

  12. emjaycee

    emjaycee GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Many years ago, a friend of ours ran a restaurant in our small town (great cook, big hairy biker guy [BHBG], took no guff but gave none to begin with). One day, had a smart-alec out-of-towner come in who shouted at the waitress (petite woman, also the owner’s daughter-in-law) that he wanted “breakfast, but he was in a hurry and move his order in front of everyone else’s since he had stuff to do that day” (this on a crowded Saturday when half the town was there for breakfast (the other half waited for lunch, since that’s all that could fit in the building at the time)). BHBG heard this in the kitchen, and a couple of minutes later personally brought out a plate with two raw eggs, three strips of uncooked bacon, two pieces of raw toast (plain white bread) and butter still in the wrapper, a cup of coffee grounds (no water), and a peeled orange stuffed into a juice glass (at least he peeled it first). BHBG put everything in front of Mr. Rude Business Guy [MRBG], handed him a pack of matches, and said, “Fast enough for ya, bud?” MRBG was pretty soon a fixture at the restaurant every few days, since 1) it was on his sales route, and 2) once he got his breakfast, decided the food was pretty good. Man, I miss my little town and all of the characters.

  13. 1effinday

    1effinday said, about 2 years ago

    Man, I hope you’re not trying to do a Maine accent here.

  14. pbarnrob

    pbarnrob said, about 2 years ago

    Breakfast can be so cruel (especially in that pre-coffee state).

  15. pbarnrob

    pbarnrob said, about 2 years ago

    Multitasking is way overrated; the context-switching adds too much latency to each task…

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