Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    I’d take it, would love to live near a cemetery. Such nice quiet places they are. Soothing even.

  2. g55rumpy

    g55rumpy said, over 1 year ago

    i don`t know, Walpurgis Night and Holloween they could get right noisy


    DANAPAULUS said, over 1 year ago

    Cemeteries are a great business investment. People are dying to get one!

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    I have a great job with 500 people under me.
    I’m a groundskeeper at a cemetery.
    (I also have a license to shoot gophers from the government of the United Nations.)

  5. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!

    Carl Spackler: Check me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…

    Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents!

  6. NightShade09

    NightShade09 said, over 1 year ago

    Actually, I don’t think it’s all that much quieter than any other neighbor.
    There’s all the lawn mowing and gounds work, the occassional backhoe digging new graves, cars coming and going, and some young people (including one young woman I once dated) think they’re a nice place to park and, uh…

  7. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, over 1 year ago

    I dont know, what about the noise all the zoms make now and then…You know, the usual groans…

  8. hawgowar

    hawgowar said, over 1 year ago

    I had a Catholic cemetery for a backyard neighbor. Very nice, pretty and there were lots of small animals which played in it. My grandson loved to watch them. Plus, the “neighbors” never partied, or had screaming matches with their spouses, or got drunk and ran over your garbage cans.

  9. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    To his Coy Mistress

    by Andrew Marvell


  10. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I wonder if the realtor is asking a stiff price for the house?

  11. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, over 1 year ago


    Dead set they are!!

  12. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 1 year ago

    There’s a small and very old cemetery across the street from me. It even contains a couple of Revolutionary War era graves.

    When I bought the house the area was very rural, only one other house in sight.

    I took a picture of our house from a short distance away with the cemetery in the foreground, and upon seeing it my Uncle remarked, “Nice marble orchard in your front yard.”

  13. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

    The plots are mostly very small on that street.

  14. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago


    Garden of Stone.

  15. AKHenderson

    AKHenderson GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    All together ooky.

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