Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    I’d take it, would love to live near a cemetery. Such nice quiet places they are. Soothing even.

  2. g55rumpy

    g55rumpy said, about 3 years ago

    i don`t know, Walpurgis Night and Holloween they could get right noisy

  3. DANAPAULUS

    DANAPAULUS said, about 3 years ago

    Cemeteries are a great business investment. People are dying to get one!

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 3 years ago

    I have a great job with 500 people under me.
    I’m a groundskeeper at a cemetery.
    (I also have a license to shoot gophers from the government of the United Nations.)

  5. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!

    Carl Spackler: Check me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…

    Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents!

  6. Jim in CT

    Jim in CT said, about 3 years ago

    Actually, I don’t think it’s all that much quieter than any other neighbor.
    There’s all the lawn mowing and gounds work, the occassional backhoe digging new graves, cars coming and going, and some young people (including one young woman I once dated) think they’re a nice place to park and, uh…

  7. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    I dont know, what about the noise all the zoms make now and then…You know, the usual groans…

  8. hawgowar

    hawgowar said, about 3 years ago

    I had a Catholic cemetery for a backyard neighbor. Very nice, pretty and there were lots of small animals which played in it. My grandson loved to watch them. Plus, the “neighbors” never partied, or had screaming matches with their spouses, or got drunk and ran over your garbage cans.

  9. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 3 years ago

    To his Coy Mistress

    by Andrew Marvell

    Link

  10. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, about 3 years ago

    Dead set they are!!

  11. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, about 3 years ago

    There’s a small and very old cemetery across the street from me. It even contains a couple of Revolutionary War era graves.

    When I bought the house the area was very rural, only one other house in sight.

    I took a picture of our house from a short distance away with the cemetery in the foreground, and upon seeing it my Uncle remarked, “Nice marble orchard in your front yard.”

  12. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 3 years ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    Garden of Stone.

  13. AKHenderson

    AKHenderson GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    All together ooky.

  14. cdward

    cdward said, about 3 years ago

    I live right next door to a graveyard. It is pretty nice, actually. And a great place to teach the kids how to drive. Slow traffic, tight turns, and plenty of reminders of where reckless driving can get you.

  15. frugalnotcheap

    frugalnotcheap said, about 3 years ago

    Ha! Very Good.

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