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Non Sequitur

By Wiley Miller
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May 18, 2013
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Man: Excuse me... do you have the right time? Bernie: Well, the right time is a matter of perception... For over a million years, the only time people cared about was sunrise and sunset... If  you think about it, you realize time doesn't really exist, that it's just a manufactured concept! Does this bird care what a clock says, or what day, month, year or century it is? Of course not! That's how life should be! Man: Uh... right. Thanks anyway. Phil: You could've just told him we haven't worn a watch since we retired. Bernie: Oh, where's the fun in that? Man: Now I'm really late... More Time with Bernie & Phil
May 20, 2013
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