Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Downundergirl

    Downundergirl said, over 1 year ago

    ROFL! I’ve got a Wild-caught, semi-domesticated. :-)

  2. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, over 1 year ago

    If you turned that around you’d never hear the end of it.
    I am sick to death of male bashing.

  3. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 1 year ago

    Just look for the “wuss” aisle.

  4. BenderSastre

    BenderSastre said, over 1 year ago

    Free range, but been in the locker so long that I’m starting to lose that fresh look.

  5. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    I wonder how many women would love to have that choice? I wonder how many many would be happy with it?

  6. einarbt7

    einarbt7 said, over 1 year ago

    Wife market tomorrow?

  7. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    But they do have a nice selection of “how-to” books.

  8. somebodyshort

    somebodyshort said, over 1 year ago

    I wonder what the second hand discount is on me.
    .
    I always use the sports analogy. I’m no longer a first round draft choice, I’m now in the waiver draft.

  9. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    I’ve posted this one before, but it applies here.

    Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men.
    It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as the women ascended.
    The only rule was, once a woman opened the door to any floor, she had to choose a man from that floor; if she went up a floor she couldn’t go back down except to leave the place; never to return.

    A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find a husband…
    .
    First floor
    The door had a sign saying:
    .
    “These men have jobs and love kids.”The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up they went.
    .

    Second floor
    The sign read:
    .
    “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.” “Hmmm,” said the ladies, “but I wonder what’s further up?”
    .
    Third floor
    This sign read:
    .
    “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.” “Wow,” said the women, “Very tempting.” But there was another floor so further up they went.
    .
    Fourth floor
    This door had a sign saying:
    .

    “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.” “Oh, mercy me,” they cried, “Just think what must be awaiting us further on!”

    .
    So up to the fifth floor they went.
    .

    Fifth floor
    The sign on that door said:
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    “This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left.”

  10. somebodyshort

    somebodyshort said, over 1 year ago

    I wonder if they have a 30 day full refund policy?

  11. somebodyshort

    somebodyshort said, over 1 year ago

    @Alexikakos

    Wiley probably read your story and this is his take.

  12. keenanthelibrarian

    keenanthelibrarian said, over 1 year ago

    I kind of did that myself; you know – “Born to be mild”.

  13. Randy_B

    Randy_B GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Those in the cases and carts are the passive waiting-to-be-caught ones.
    Not many of those types here.

  14. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I think it’s safe to say they’re all housebroken though. Keeping them home at night might be a problem.

  15. roctor

    roctor said, over 1 year ago

    Second dicount for sure.

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