Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Downundergirl

    Downundergirl said, over 3 years ago

    ROFL! I’ve got a Wild-caught, semi-domesticated. :-)

  2. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 3 years ago

    Just look for the “wuss” aisle.

  3. BenderSastre

    BenderSastre said, over 3 years ago

    Free range, but been in the locker so long that I’m starting to lose that fresh look.

  4. einarbt7

    einarbt7 said, over 3 years ago

    Wife market tomorrow?

  5. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    But they do have a nice selection of “how-to” books.

  6. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    I’ve posted this one before, but it applies here.

    Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men.
    It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as the women ascended.
    The only rule was, once a woman opened the door to any floor, she had to choose a man from that floor; if she went up a floor she couldn’t go back down except to leave the place; never to return.

    A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find a husband…
    First floor
    The door had a sign saying:
    “These men have jobs and love kids.”The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up they went.

    Second floor
    The sign read:
    “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.” “Hmmm,” said the ladies, “but I wonder what’s further up?”
    Third floor
    This sign read:
    “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.” “Wow,” said the women, “Very tempting.” But there was another floor so further up they went.
    Fourth floor
    This door had a sign saying:

    “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.” “Oh, mercy me,” they cried, “Just think what must be awaiting us further on!”

    So up to the fifth floor they went.

    Fifth floor
    The sign on that door said:
    “This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left.”

  7. keenanthelibrarian

    keenanthelibrarian said, over 3 years ago

    I kind of did that myself; you know – “Born to be mild”.

  8. Randy_B

    Randy_B GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Those in the cases and carts are the passive waiting-to-be-caught ones.
    Not many of those types here.

  9. roctor

    roctor said, over 3 years ago

    Second dicount for sure.

  10. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, over 3 years ago

    Caught wild 32 years ago and now domesticated……well almost.

  11. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, over 3 years ago

    Low mileage, lightly used classic. Ready for Sunday drives.

  12. James

    James said, over 3 years ago

    Women see men as just a piece of meat. ;-)

  13. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 3 years ago

    From the Deed of Trust for Baxter State Park in Maine …
    “…said premises shall forever be used for public park and recreational purposes, shall forever be left in the natural wild state, shall forever be kept as a sanctuary for wild beasts and birds…”
    This has been familiarly known as “forever wild”.
    Wiley’s Husband Market is missing an aisle.

  14. QuiteDragon

    QuiteDragon said, over 3 years ago

    “If you turned that around you’d never hear the end of it.
    I am sick to death of male bashing.”

    Given that historically (and, in some areas of the world, currently), women have frequently (if not mostly) been considered chattel, without rights and without recourse, I don’t think your objection stands up to close scrutiny.
    Even in my lifetime, and in that “bastion of equality”, the U.S.A., domestic violence that included battery to housewives has only recently become a matter for the courts. Previously, anything short of serious maiming or death were considered “family matters”, and police generally wouldn’t interfere,leaving women to further abuse after the officers had left the premises. Merely being annoyed that men are held in low esteem is hardly comparable. Solution? Act like you deserve better press.

  15. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, over 3 years ago

    a task never finished,

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