Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 3 years ago

    Yay! Bears!

  2. OGeniusOne

    OGeniusOne said, over 3 years ago

    They shouldd put out a caldron with water in it. Always ready soup to be had!!!

  3. rv77ax

    rv77ax said, over 3 years ago

    @Three Steps Over Japan

    Where…where?

  4. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 3 years ago

    @rv77ax

    Not at the end of the slope!

  5. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    Just to add to the humour today: (I hope.)

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    An alert issued……

    In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear confrontations, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and be alert for bears while in the field.
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    We advise that outdoorsmen wear small bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t expecting them, and to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter.
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    It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.
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    Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings.
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    Black bear droppings are smaller and contain lots of berries and fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper.

  6. Jay Halliwell

    Jay Halliwell said, over 3 years ago

    clever.

  7. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    Once again man feeding the bears disrupts the natural process.

  8. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Snerk! I can’t bear this kind of humour … I find it too grizzly!

  9. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 3 years ago

    @OGeniusOne

    What’s bruin?

  10. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 3 years ago

    I lived in Colorado for four years, Massachusetts for seven years, and Vermont for the past 30.
    I’ve always told people that I never took up skiing because I thought all those tight fitting ski outfits looked silly when actually it was because I don’t trust the motives of bears.

  11. littleannoyingdog

    littleannoyingdog said, over 3 years ago

    @JohnnyDiegeo good one I live in MA

  12. James

    James said, over 3 years ago

    Glad I never took up skiing.

  13. NJB

    NJB said, over 3 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Bears 6, Humans 0 was a favorite T-shirt when I lived in MT.

  14. Rainfoot

    Rainfoot said, over 3 years ago

    Me and two friends had an encounter with a black bear as a kid. All I remember of it is two gigantic yellow eyes. I wasn’t hurt just scared &*$%#&-less. As my mom described it we were all asses and elbows when we got back to camp.

  15. roctor

    roctor said, over 3 years ago

    Do bears eat ski bunnies?

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