Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    Sure, and blame it on her….I see how it is….That fruit is rotten to the core…(See what I did there?)

  2. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    The snake left after this announcement knowing he could never equal such skullduggery.

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    Hey, he may have apples, but I bet she’s got quite a,…um…..Gee…How do you spell pair again…?

  4. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, over 1 year ago

    Good night , Gracie.

  5. Bailey

    Bailey said, over 1 year ago

    So that is where all those bad apples in the banking industry came from!

  6. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 1 year ago

    He’s going to take those apples and invest in a cider mill.
    She’s going to wind up with vinegar.
    He’ll get rich, she go to the serpent, whose real name is Bernie the Attorney, and she’ll invent alimony !
    Thus she’ll wind up with all his apples…

  7. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Bankstering is an original sin.

  8. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    Fortunately, there are still times when the banks are taken:
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    A blonde walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.
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    She told him she was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed a $5,000 loan.
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    The bank officer told her the bank would need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde handed over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
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    The car was parked on the street in front of the bank, and when the title was checked it was confirmed the blonde owned the vehicle.
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    Naturally the bank agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officerd all enjoyed a good laugh over the foolishness of the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
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    The Rolls was driven into the bank’s underground parking garage.
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    Two weeks later, the blonde returned, repayed the $5,000 principal and the interest, which came to $15.41.
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    The loan officer said, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
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    While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
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    The blond replied………………….“Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

  9. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    God said not to eat the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge, never said anything about not gathering it…

  10. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 1 year ago

    @Alexikakos

    Brilliant ! I love it !

  11. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    Hey, Superfrog, who’s cider you on? Hey, you haven’t seen Gracie have you?

  12. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    Oh, dang, I forgot to prune my plum tree…Oh, peachy, he said, raisin his voice.. oh, there she is!…Good night Gracie…

  13. Joan  Alos

    Joan Alos said, over 1 year ago

    @Varnes

    P – E – A – R ?

  14. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    @Alexikakos

    I thought that was going to be a ‘dumb blonde joke’, but I love it!
    I knew a blonde woman in Library Arts … I pity the fool that tried to treat her like a dumb blonde!

  15. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, over 1 year ago

    @Alexikakos

    How much was the cab ride to and from the airport?

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