Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 4 years ago

    Sure, and blame it on her….I see how it is….That fruit is rotten to the core…(See what I did there?)

  2. win

    win said, almost 4 years ago

    The snake left after this announcement knowing he could never equal such skullduggery.

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 4 years ago

    Hey, he may have apples, but I bet she’s got quite a,…um…..Gee…How do you spell pair again…?

  4. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, almost 4 years ago

    Good night , Gracie.

  5. Bailey

    Bailey said, almost 4 years ago

    So that is where all those bad apples in the banking industry came from!

  6. Linguist

    Linguist said, almost 4 years ago

    He’s going to take those apples and invest in a cider mill.
    She’s going to wind up with vinegar.
    He’ll get rich, she go to the serpent, whose real name is Bernie the Attorney, and she’ll invent alimony !
    Thus she’ll wind up with all his apples…

  7. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 4 years ago

    Fortunately, there are still times when the banks are taken:
    A blonde walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.
    She told him she was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed a $5,000 loan.
    The bank officer told her the bank would need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde handed over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
    The car was parked on the street in front of the bank, and when the title was checked it was confirmed the blonde owned the vehicle.
    Naturally the bank agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officerd all enjoyed a good laugh over the foolishness of the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
    The Rolls was driven into the bank’s underground parking garage.

    Two weeks later, the blonde returned, repayed the $5,000 principal and the interest, which came to $15.41.
    The loan officer said, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
    While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
    The blond replied………………….“Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

  8. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, almost 4 years ago

    God said not to eat the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge, never said anything about not gathering it…

  9. Linguist

    Linguist said, almost 4 years ago


    Brilliant ! I love it !

  10. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 4 years ago

    Hey, Superfrog, who’s cider you on? Hey, you haven’t seen Gracie have you?

  11. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 4 years ago

    Oh, dang, I forgot to prune my plum tree…Oh, peachy, he said, raisin his voice.. oh, there she is!…Good night Gracie…

  12. Joan  Alos

    Joan Alos said, almost 4 years ago


    P – E – A – R ?

  13. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 4 years ago


    I thought that was going to be a ‘dumb blonde joke’, but I love it!
    I knew a blonde woman in Library Arts … I pity the fool that tried to treat her like a dumb blonde!

  14. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, almost 4 years ago


    How much was the cab ride to and from the airport?

  15. pcolli

    pcolli said, almost 4 years ago


    The serpent left with all the money Adam had and the deeds to the garden. In no way way was she going to give the apples away.

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