Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 1 year ago

    One man’s heaven is another man’s hell.

  2. FlyGuyP38

    FlyGuyP38 said, over 1 year ago

    Ironically, having gone to a Catholic school was probably the reason why I became an Atheist. This strip sums it up nicely.

  3. runar

    runar said, over 1 year ago

    @FlyGuyP38

    Ex-Catholicism is the world’s fastest-growing non-religion. NeoPagans say the ex-Catholics make the best Wiccans because they understand ritual.

  4. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The Rules
    You’re wrong!
    I’m not!

  5. runar

    runar said, over 1 year ago

    This is reminiscent of the Night Gallery episode Hell’s Bells in which John Astin plays Randy Miller, a hippie who dies and ends up in a parlor room with a hick couple who are endlessly showing slides from their vacation, accompanied by a gramophone playing corny music. Then a devil shows up and explains to Randy that he’s stuck here for eternity, but that he’s in hell while the hicks are in heaven. It ends with Randy banging his head on the floor yelling, “Bummer! Bummer! Bummer!”
    Eternal boredom is far more terrifying than fire and brimstone.

  6. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, over 1 year ago

    Penguin Elementary.

  7. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, over 1 year ago

    And she sure has the longest ruler I’ve ever seen…In the school close to me I heard that when the boys threw rocks they would get their knuckles rubbed on the asphalt…I’m glad I never had to go to that school…

  8. BillThompson

    BillThompson said, over 1 year ago

    Okay, I can believe that nuns would be on Satan’s payroll. Nepotism works fine for some people. But what’s this about having a clear list of rules on the wall? Where I went you didn’t learn the rules until after you were punished for breaking them.

  9. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @BillThompson

    Ah, but who said that the list of rules had a font size that was large enough to read?
    Or that it didn’t change at random?
    Or…

  10. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    I’ve applied for “Greeter” at the gates of Hell just to smile at those who thought they weren’t going to end up there.

  11. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    K thru 8, St. Helen, ……………flunk a math test, purgatory…But fortunately you could go to confession to get the grade changed….

  12. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    Having been taught by the Sisters of Charity in the fifties, I’ve often wondered which ones were actually former ex-German SS agents….on the run….‘splains a lot….3 Hail Marys and 3 Our Fathers…..Solves all of a 10 year old’s problems with the system…Like spelling tests….

  13. afficionado

    afficionado GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    When I started working as a staff nurse in Malta’s geneal hospital the wards were run by sadistic nazi frustrated nuns

  14. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    Wow! An actual black board! Can I clean the erasures?….I promise not to wack ’em against the wall….I have now taught with three types of “blackboards”….Black board/green board, felt board and Smart Board….Hope I live long enough to wrtite in the air….

  15. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, over 1 year ago

    or, that sister mary margaret did some things that violated her vows like doing stuff to kids and that is why she is in hell. there is no forgiveness for what many of the clergy of what they have done to kids. boston, la, milwaukee, chicago, belgium, australia, uk, ireland, canada, etc…but, the pope says that gays are the worst people on the face of the earth? what can expect from someone who was in the hitler youth?

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