Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Quiet Burp is on the couch.

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 1 year ago

    The giant Yosemite Sam shaved to see a shrink.

  3. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, over 1 year ago

    @surfstuff55

    That particular legal strategy has only ever worked in Texas.

  4. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, over 1 year ago

    “Ooh, you waskewy shwink, you!”

  5. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    Lopping off their heads?

  6. thebird55

    thebird55 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @surfstuff55

    That made me think of a certain movie:


    Attorney: How many men have you shot since you became a marshal, Mr. Cogburn?
    Rooster: I never shot nobody I didn’t have to.
    Attorney: That was not the question. How many?
    Rooster: Uh, shot, or killed?
    Attorney: Oh, let us restrict it to killed, so that we may have a manageable figure!
    Rooster: Well, twelve to fifteen, stopping men in flight and defending myself.
    Attorney: Twelve to fifteen? So many that you cannot keep an accurate count! I have examined the record, Mr. Cogburn. A much more accurate figure is available. Come now — how many?
    Rooster: Counting them two Whartons… twenty-three.
    Attorney: Twenty-three men in four years. That makes about six men a year!
    Rooster: It’s a dangerous business.

  7. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The doctor is secretly calling the SWAT squad.

  8. LameRandomName

    LameRandomName said, over 1 year ago

    But Doc…
    A lot of them varmints NEED shot!

  9. Kali39

    Kali39 said, over 1 year ago

    Sorry, Doc, I’ve spent twenty years trying to find another solution – there ain’t.

  10. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 1 year ago

    @thebird55

    “Fill your hand, you S.O.B.!” ;-)

  11. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    Shoot, let’s do some shots together….

  12. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 1 year ago

    @thebird55

    In Kate Hepburn’s unforgettable voice, “Reuben!”

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    Awe, I loved Katherine Hepburn, what a woman she was!

  14. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    How did they ever get Wayne La Pierre to agree to see a shrink?
    Not that he doesn’t desperately NEED some psychiatric help…

  15. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 1 year ago

    Arm the fertilized eggs!
    http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/12/21/nra-president-wayne-lapierre-lets-arm-our-babies/

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